Level 42 8 — 10 Outback Knives
♡ Blessing weather~ ♡ Free upgrade incoming!
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RIOT “I RAN HERE. LVL42 AT KNIVES. THE GAME KNOWS I'M WATCHING.”
AURELIA “The public is heavy on the road team. The public is often wrong. On average. No offense.”
AURELIA “Weather desk confirms Blessing. Historically that moves the line, and occasionally a roster.”
RIOT “WATCH SUSPICIOUSLY DAMP PHIL. THEY CALL THEM “The Pre-Game Omen” AND THE NICKNAME IS EARNED.”
AURELIA “Word around the league: a Saint Static frequency favorite.”
RIOT “THE KNIVES SECTION IS CHANTING “THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS. (IT WORKED.)” AND HONESTLY? SAME.”
RIOT “THE LVL42 FANS ARE HERE AND YOU CAN TELL. FIELD REPORT: Fans communicate primarily through chants and farts.”
AURELIA “8–7 Knives, through 3. Margin of one. The live line is twitching like it knows something. It doesn't. Probably.”
RIOT “Both teams are out of patience.”
RIOT “INCIDENT REPORT: PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM BRIEFLY APOLOGIZED TO THE BOBS. NOBODY PANIC. KEEP PANICKING QUIETLY.”
AURELIA “8–7 Knives, through 6. Margin of one. The live line is twitching like it knows something. It doesn't. Probably.”
RIOT “Three rows are arguing about whether that counted.”
RIOT “IT'S OVER. KNIVES WIN 10–8. SOUL OF THE GAME: FORGOTTEN GYM BAG KEVIN, 4-FOR-7. i need to sit down. I'M NOT GOING TO. but i need to.”
AURELIA “Played under Blessing, for those adjusting their models at home. You know who you are.”
AURELIA “Books closed. Bets settled. Records archived. Goodnight.”
RIOT “GOODNIGHT. I MEAN IT. GO.”
- ✨ BLESSING: Earl (Captain Emeritus) gains 1 POWER (now 2.5).
Lvl42 6 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 R 8
Knives 1 6 1 0 0 0 2 0 X R 10
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | .571 |
| Phyllis Looms | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .285 |
| Tepid Soup Karen | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .500 |
| Coffee Cup Margaret | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .142 |
| Earl (Captain Emeritus) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .166 |
| Suspiciously Damp Phil | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Birthday Card Margaret | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Birthday Card Linda | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Wet Umbrella Dennis | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Vera Looms | 7 | 3 | 0 | 1 | .428 |
| Hilda the Reach | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | .500 |
| Empty Manila Folder Boris | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 | .1000 |
| Beryl the Unsmiling | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Constance of the Veil | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Mavis Edgewise | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .500 |
| Mavis the Towering | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Hilda the Unsmiling | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Lvl42 @ Knives (The Steakhouse) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── The crowd is no longer a crowd, exactly. Suspiciously Damp Phil (between-floors) hits one as the song hits the bridge. Tepid Soup Karen singles. The elevator hum rises in pitch. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Empty Manila Folder Boris (hum-along) takes a long, ghostly swing and singles. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── A scoreless inning. The bloomin' onion smell intensifies for no reason. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── The scoreboard flickers. Hilda the Reach launches a knife-aided home run. The ball is also slightly cut. Constance of the Veil carves a base hit through the gap. Florence Drift (polite menace) drives one. The catcher politely notes she could not see Florence Drift swing. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── A scoreless inning. The bloomin' onion smell intensifies for no reason. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Vera Looms (looming) crushes one. The ball is later found pre-sliced. Hilda the Reach drives one past the third baseman. The complimentary side at her seat is now cold. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin hits one. The recessed lighting flickers. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Hilda the Reach (incorporeal) powers one over the wall. A complimentary side flies into the stands. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Nothing happens. A complimentary side cools, undisturbed. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Steakhouse. The Knives go quietly. Somewhere a knife clatters. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Earl (Captain Emeritus) sends a base hit between the mirrored panels. Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin pokes a hit. The slight smell of warm laundry intensifies. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Nothing happens. A complimentary side cools, undisturbed. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Tepid Soup Karen (hum-along) hits a homer. Several other Level 42 players begin to cry, beautifully. Phyllis Looms (looming) pokes a hit. The slight smell of warm laundry intensifies. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Beryl the Unsmiling (looming) sets the knife down briefly to swing. Another Knife retrieves it. Empty Manila Folder Boris (hum-along) floats a line drive past the diving fielder. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Steakhouse. The Knives go quietly. Somewhere a knife clatters. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Steakhouse. The Knives go quietly. Somewhere a knife clatters. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Coffee Cup Margaret (hum-along) singles. Coffee Cup Margaret is not certain Coffee Cup Margaret is here. FINAL: Lvl42 8 — Knives 10 WEATHER: Blessing ✨ BLESSING: Earl (Captain Emeritus) gains 1 POWER (now 2.5).