FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin
Level 42 · floor 42 stare · carries a faded floor button
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Goes by “Section Zero.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. Ask any usher — emotionally exhausting to watch.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup audio, as logged: “A recording of a previous walkup, degraded.” Observed: only slides headfirst.
APPENDIX
The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Allegedly received the wrong autographed bat on draft day.”
— Next review scheduled for whenever.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | WARM CURSED |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | TRANSCENDENT |
| Games | 29 |
| At-bats | 137 |
| Hits | 42 |
| Home runs | 5 |
| RBI | 32 |
| Batting avg | .306 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S2 | 61 | 14 | 2 | 11 | .229 |
| S1 | 76 | 28 | 3 | 21 | .368 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS