FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin hot 3
Level 42 · floor 42 stare · carries a faded floor button
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Goes by “Section Zero.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. Ask any usher — emotionally exhausting to watch.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup audio, as logged: “A recording of a previous walkup, degraded.” Observed: only slides headfirst.
APPENDIX
The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Allegedly received the wrong autographed bat on draft day.”
— Next review scheduled for whenever.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SCORCHING |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | TRANSCENDENT |
| Games | 3 |
| At-bats | 11 |
| Hits | 4 |
| Home runs | 0 |
| RBI | 3 |
| Batting avg | .363 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S1 | 11 | 4 | 0 | 3 | .363 |