Hilda the Reach

File opened under “Two-Beer Marvin III.” A legal name exists. It is not used. Around the league, the subject is a favorite of the night shift at the Steakhouse.

Walkup audio, as logged: “Highterion Collection theme, slowed dangerously.” Scouts agree on one point only: only slides headfirst.

Appendix, filed without comment: “Still banned from two Garden of Evil locations.”