FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Hilda the Reach
Outback Knives · incorporeal · carries Carving Fork
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
File opened under “Two-Beer Marvin III.” A legal name exists. It is not used. Around the league, the subject is a favorite of the night shift at the Steakhouse.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup audio, as logged: “Highterion Collection theme, slowed dangerously.” Scouts agree on one point only: only slides headfirst.
APPENDIX
Appendix, filed without comment: “Still banned from two Garden of Evil locations.”
— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SCORCHING |
|---|---|
| Glove | BUTTERFINGERED |
| Soul | LOUD |
| Games | 5 |
| At-bats | 23 |
| Hits | 10 |
| Home runs | 3 |
| RBI | 6 |
| Batting avg | .434 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S1 | 23 | 10 | 3 | 6 | .434 |