DECREE BALLOT
At the end of each season, the community votes on one decree that reshapes the league. Decrees buff or curse a team's archetype stats, shifting player ratings and future betting odds for the season ahead.
♡ The city collectively rewrites the league tonight. Be normal about it.
Voting is open for Season 5. The decree with the most votes is applied when the next season begins. Voting closes and the next season starts soon (your local time).
Each vote costs 50 HELLBUX. Buy as many as your balance allows — votes are weighted. You can retract votes for a full refund at any time before the season starts.
A Tide for the Boats
0 votesBoat Boys gain +1.0 archetype Glove. The dads finally figure out the gloves.
- Boat Boys Glove: 5.5 → 6.5
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Humble the Champion
0 votesLast season's champion loses 0.5 from each archetype stat. Hubris punished.
- Outback Knives Power: 7.0 → 6.5
- Outback Knives Glove: 3.0 → 2.5
- Outback Knives Soul: 5.0 → 4.5
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Dull the Knives
0 votesOutback Knives lose 1.0 archetype Power. The knives go dull.
- Outback Knives Power: 7.0 → 6.0
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Console the Runner-Up
0 votesLast season's #2 finisher gains 0.5 to each archetype stat. The almost-champ rises.
- The Bobs Power: 5.5 → 6.0
- The Bobs Glove: 5.5 → 6.0
- The Bobs Soul: 7.5 → 8.0
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Beach the Boats
0 votesBoat Boys lose 1.0 archetype Glove. The dads forget which one's the glove.
- Boat Boys Glove: 5.5 → 4.5
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Past decrees
- Season 3: Beach the Boats — Boat Boys lose 1.0 archetype Glove. The dads forget which one's the glove.
- Season 2: Humble the Champion — Last season's champion loses 0.5 from each archetype stat. Hubris punished.
- Season 1: Console the Runner-Up — Last season's #2 finisher gains 0.5 to each archetype stat. The almost-champ rises.