DECREE BALLOT
At the end of each season, the community votes on one decree that reshapes the league. Decrees buff or curse a team's archetype stats, shifting player ratings and future betting odds for the season ahead.
♡ Decree voting is open~! Democracy remains emotionally dangerous.
Voting is open for Season 2. The decree with the most votes is applied when the next season begins.
Each vote costs 50 HELLBUX. Buy as many as your balance allows — votes are weighted. You can retract votes for a full refund at any time before the season starts.
Dull the Knives
0 votesOutback Knives lose 1.0 archetype Power. The knives go dull.
- Outback Knives Power: 7.0 → 6.0
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Tune Level 42
0 votesLevel 42 gains +1.0 archetype Soul. The hum is more insistent.
- Level 42 Soul: 10.0 → 10.0
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Humble the Champion
1 voteLast season's champion loses 0.5 from each archetype stat. Hubris punished.
- Boat Boys Power: 3.0 → 2.5
- Boat Boys Glove: 7.0 → 6.5
- Boat Boys Soul: 2.0 → 1.5
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Beach the Boats
0 votesBoat Boys lose 1.0 archetype Glove. The dads forget which one's the glove.
- Boat Boys Glove: 7.0 → 6.0
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Sharpen the Knives
0 votesOutback Knives gain +1.0 archetype Power. The knives find their grip.
- Outback Knives Power: 7.0 → 8.0
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Past decrees
- Season 1: Console the Runner-Up — Last season's #2 finisher gains 0.5 to each archetype stat. The almost-champ rises.