FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Tepid Soup Karen hot 4
Level 42 · hum-along · carries the elevator hum
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Goes by “Basement Shift.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. League consensus: considered a 'fan of the stadium itself'.
FIELD NOTES
Approaches the plate to: “Riot TV bumper, three quarter speed.” Scouts agree on one point only: has a long-standing feud with the third-base umpire.
APPENDIX
A concessions vendor volunteered the following: “Suspended once for a sponsorship that did not exist.”
— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | WARM BLESSED |
|---|---|
| Glove | SHAKY |
| Soul | TRANSCENDENT |
| Games | 63 |
| At-bats | 261 |
| Hits | 75 |
| Home runs | 6 |
| RBI | 47 |
| Batting avg | .287 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 61 | 19 | 4 | 12 | .311 |
| S4 | 48 | 7 | 1 | 5 | .145 |
| S3 | 56 | 18 | 0 | 13 | .321 |
| S2 | 39 | 11 | 0 | 8 | .282 |
| S1 | 57 | 20 | 1 | 9 | .350 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS