FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Mavis Edgewise hot 3
Outback Knives · drifting · carries Bread Knife
STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
The fans settled on “The Replacement” some time ago. Appeals were denied. Around the league, the subject is described by Aurelia as 'statistically inadvisable'.
FIELD NOTES
The walkup is “The FHTV signoff, which alarms everyone.” We asked why, once. The following behavior is documented: plays better while spider-killed.
APPENDIX
The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Claims Saint Static calls pitches.”
— Filed under mild protest.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | WARM |
|---|---|
| Glove | SHAKY |
| Soul | TRANSCENDENT BLESSED |
| Games | 65 |
| At-bats | 286 |
| Hits | 78 |
| Home runs | 13 |
| RBI | 46 |
| Batting avg | .272 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 48 | 15 | 3 | 6 | .312 |
| S4 | 76 | 23 | 3 | 18 | .302 |
| S3 | 63 | 14 | 4 | 8 | .222 |
| S2 | 48 | 11 | 0 | 8 | .229 |
| S1 | 51 | 15 | 3 | 6 | .294 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS