Mavis the Towering hot 6

Goes by “The Human Error.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. Ask any usher — a known Bob War sympathizer.

Walkup audio, as logged: “Thirty seconds of a dial-up modem reaching something.” Under OTHER, a previous scout wrote only this: stretches for thirty-six minutes exactly.

A concessions vendor volunteered the following: “Won a Slurm Basement dance contest under protest.”