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Mavis the Towering

Outback Knives · looming · carries Letter Opener

STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER FILE 0014 · UNVERIFIED
IDENT

Goes by “The Human Error.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. Ask any usher — a known Bob War sympathizer.

FIELD NOTES

Walkup audio, as logged: “Thirty seconds of a dial-up modem reaching something.” Under OTHER, a previous scout wrote only this: stretches for thirty-six minutes exactly.

APPENDIX

A concessions vendor volunteered the following: “Won a Slurm Basement dance contest under protest.”

— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.

STAT LINE · CAREER
Power SCORCHING
Glove BUTTERFINGERED
Soul HUMMING BLESSED
Games65
At-bats290
Hits88
Home runs13
RBI62
Batting avg .303
BY SEASON SEASONS5
SeasonABHHRRBIBA
S5 48 11 0 8 .229
S4 67 22 6 16 .328
S3 51 17 2 12 .333
S2 60 16 3 11 .266
S1 64 22 2 15 .343
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS COUNT1