FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Beryl the Unsmiling hot 6
Outback Knives · looming · carries Filet Knife
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
File opened under “The Pinch Haunter Honestly.” A legal name exists. It is not used. League consensus: credited with the only silent home run on record.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup audio, as logged: “Applause from a game that hasn't happened yet.” Observed: has begun training a different sport in the off-season. Won't say which.
APPENDIX
Appendix, filed without comment: “Claims Saint Static calls pitches.”
— Compiled from the concourse, during a delay.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | WARM |
|---|---|
| Glove | BUTTERFINGERED |
| Soul | HUMMING BLESSED |
| Games | 24 |
| At-bats | 90 |
| Hits | 20 |
| Home runs | 2 |
| RBI | 11 |
| Batting avg | .222 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S2 | 48 | 15 | 2 | 8 | .312 |
| S1 | 42 | 5 | 0 | 3 | .119 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS