FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Beryl the Unsmiling
Outback Knives · looming · carries Filet Knife
STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
File opened under “The Pinch Haunter Honestly.” A legal name exists. It is not used. League consensus: credited with the only silent home run on record.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup audio, as logged: “Applause from a game that hasn't happened yet.” Observed: has begun training a different sport in the off-season. Won't say which.
APPENDIX
Appendix, filed without comment: “Claims Saint Static calls pitches.”
— Compiled from the concourse, during a delay.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SCORCHING BLESSED |
|---|---|
| Glove | BUTTERFINGERED |
| Soul | HUMMING BLESSED |
| Games | 65 |
| At-bats | 272 |
| Hits | 68 |
| Home runs | 5 |
| RBI | 44 |
| Batting avg | .250 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 67 | 20 | 0 | 12 | .298 |
| S4 | 64 | 15 | 2 | 10 | .234 |
| S3 | 51 | 13 | 1 | 11 | .254 |
| S2 | 48 | 15 | 2 | 8 | .312 |
| S1 | 42 | 5 | 0 | 3 | .119 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS
- S1 G3: 🙃 UPSIDE DOWN RAIN: Beryl the Unsmiling — POWER (5.6) and GLOVE (2.3) swapped.
- S1 G11: ✨ BLESSING: Beryl the Unsmiling gains 1 SOUL (now 6.4).
- S1 G22: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Beryl the Unsmiling can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 4.6).
- S3 G24: 🙃 UPSIDE DOWN RAIN: Beryl the Unsmiling — POWER (5.6) and GLOVE (2.3) swapped.
- S5 G6: ✨ BLESSING: Beryl the Unsmiling gains 1 GLOVE (now 3.3).
- S5 G10: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Beryl the Unsmiling can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 2.3).
- S5 G25: 🌫 ONION MIST: Beryl the Unsmiling (Knives) gains 1 POWER (now 6.6).