Empty Manila Folder Boris

Known to the stands as “Two-Beer Marvin.” The subject has stopped correcting anyone. League consensus: respected by Knives ushers, which is rare.

Walkup audio, as logged: “Foghorn into smooth jazz.” Under OTHER, a previous scout wrote only this: cannot pitch after hearing static.

Appendix, filed without comment: “Reportedly owns three (3) different Hell Kale futures contracts.”