FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Coffee Cup Margaret
Level 42 · hum-along · carries a faded floor button
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
File opened under “Off-Grid of Future Hell.” A legal name exists. It is not used. Standing assessment, unchanged three reviews running: a favorite of the night shift at the Steakhouse.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup: “Forty-two seconds of dial tone.” The organist was not consulted. The following behavior is documented: winks at the camera before every strikeout.
APPENDIX
Attached, unverified: “Was interviewed by the Weatherball desk once and the tape is just wind.”
— Accuracy implied, not guaranteed.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | WARM |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | TRANSCENDENT |
| Games | 3 |
| At-bats | 7 |
| Hits | 1 |
| Home runs | 0 |
| RBI | 1 |
| Batting avg | .142 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S1 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .142 |