Coffee Cup Margaret hot 4

File opened under “Off-Grid of Future Hell.” A legal name exists. It is not used. Standing assessment, unchanged three reviews running: a favorite of the night shift at the Steakhouse.

Walkup: “Forty-two seconds of dial tone.” The organist was not consulted. The following behavior is documented: winks at the camera before every strikeout.

Attached, unverified: “Was interviewed by the Weatherball desk once and the tape is just wind.”