FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Birthday Card Margaret hot 3
Level 42 · floor 42 stare · carries a pressed white shirt
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
The fans settled on “The Loop Error” some time ago. Appeals were denied. Around the league, the subject is a Saint Static frequency favorite.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup: “Last season's anthem in the wrong key.” The organist was not consulted. Observed: arrives exactly nine minutes late to everything.
APPENDIX
The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Filed a noise complaint against their own stadium. It was upheld.”
— Accuracy implied, not guaranteed.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SMOLDERING |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | TRANSCENDENT |
| Games | 3 |
| At-bats | 17 |
| Hits | 4 |
| Home runs | 0 |
| RBI | 3 |
| Batting avg | .235 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S1 | 17 | 4 | 0 | 3 | .235 |