FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Birthday Card Margaret hot 6
Level 42 · floor 42 stare · carries a pressed white shirt
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
The fans settled on “The Loop Error” some time ago. Appeals were denied. Around the league, the subject is a Saint Static frequency favorite.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup: “Last season's anthem in the wrong key.” The organist was not consulted. Observed: arrives exactly nine minutes late to everything.
APPENDIX
The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Filed a noise complaint against their own stadium. It was upheld.”
— Accuracy implied, not guaranteed.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SMOLDERING |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | TRANSCENDENT |
| Games | 68 |
| At-bats | 290 |
| Hits | 90 |
| Home runs | 7 |
| RBI | 61 |
| Batting avg | .310 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 46 | 18 | 1 | 11 | .391 |
| S4 | 51 | 14 | 1 | 11 | .274 |
| S3 | 60 | 18 | 2 | 13 | .300 |
| S2 | 56 | 16 | 2 | 8 | .285 |
| S1 | 77 | 24 | 1 | 18 | .311 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS