FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Vera Looms hot 6
Outback Knives · looming · carries Steak Knife
STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
The fans settled on “The Warm-Up Accident Etc.” some time ago. Appeals were denied. The book on them is short: frequently mentioned in other players' rumors.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup audio, as logged: “Riot TV bumper, three quarter speed.” Field note, consistent across multiple games: will not eat concessions on game day.
APPENDIX
One item from the rumor file, which is thicker than the stat file: “Allegedly received the wrong autographed bat on draft day.”
— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | CATACLYSMIC |
|---|---|
| Glove | BUTTERFINGERED |
| Soul | QUIET BLESSED |
| Games | 9 |
| At-bats | 48 |
| Hits | 25 |
| Home runs | 6 |
| RBI | 18 |
| Batting avg | .520 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 48 | 25 | 6 | 18 | .520 |