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Answers to “Soft Landing.” The name predates our involvement. Ask any usher — a source of dread for the closed captioning department.

Walkup audio, as logged: “The seventh-uhoh stretch, unseasonably.” The following behavior is documented: arrives exactly nine minutes late to everything.

The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Seen leaving Riot TV studios.”