FHTV · PLAYER FILE

Wet Umbrella Dennis hot 6

Level 42 · between-floors · carries a pressed white shirt

FHTV DOSSIER FILE 0035 · UNVERIFIED
IDENT

Answers to “Soft Landing.” The name predates our involvement. Ask any usher — a source of dread for the closed captioning department.

FIELD NOTES

Walkup audio, as logged: “The seventh-uhoh stretch, unseasonably.” The following behavior is documented: arrives exactly nine minutes late to everything.

APPENDIX

The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Seen leaving Riot TV studios.”

— Subject has read this file. Method unknown.

STAT LINE · CAREER
Power WARM
Glove SHAKY CURSED
Soul TRANSCENDENT
Games44
At-bats210
Hits68
Home runs6
RBI47
Batting avg .323
BY SEASON SEASONS3
SeasonABHHRRBIBA
S3 69 25 1 20 .362
S2 59 16 2 8 .271
S1 82 27 3 19 .329
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS COUNT1