FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Earl (Captain Emeritus)
Level 42 · loud about lawns · carries a foghorn
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Answers to “Signal Fade.” The name predates our involvement. Standing assessment, unchanged three reviews running: quietly feared by opposing organists.
FIELD NOTES
Approaches the plate to: “Two distinct songs at the same time.” Field note, consistent across multiple games: has never once looked at the third-base coach.
APPENDIX
Attached, unverified: “Was the third person to ever boo the moon.”
— Subject has read this file. Method unknown.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SMOLDERING BLESSED |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | HOLLOW BLESSED |
| Games | 63 |
| At-bats | 221 |
| Hits | 36 |
| Home runs | 0 |
| RBI | 18 |
| Batting avg | .162 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 36 | 3 | 0 | 1 | .083 |
| S4 | 43 | 6 | 0 | 2 | .139 |
| S3 | 45 | 5 | 0 | 2 | .111 |
| S2 | 59 | 11 | 0 | 9 | .186 |
| S1 | 38 | 11 | 0 | 4 | .289 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS
- S2 G26: ✨ BLESSING: Earl (Captain Emeritus) gains 1 SOUL (now 2.7).
- S3 G7: ⚓ CAPTAIN'S COUNCIL: Earl (Captain Emeritus) finally figured out the glove. +1 GLOVE (now 7.4).
- S3 G23: 🙃 UPSIDE DOWN RAIN: Earl (Captain Emeritus) — POWER (1.5) and GLOVE (7.4) swapped.
- S4 G17: 💀 CURSE: Earl (Captain Emeritus) loses 1 GLOVE (now 4.4).
- S5 G4: 🔁 ECHO: Earl (Captain Emeritus) ↔ Forgotten Gym Bag Janice swapped teams.
- S5 G21: ✨ BLESSING: Earl (Captain Emeritus) gains 1 POWER (now 2.5).