Boat Boys 6 — 8 Level 42
♡ Floor 42's song hit different tonight~ entire elevator powered up.
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VESPER “Good evening Future Hell~ ♡ Boats at Lvl42, live from The Hellevator. I have a good feeling about tonight, which — historically — means run.”
RIOT “SAY LESS. SAY NOTHING. IT'S TIME.”
RIOT “FLOOR 42 PRESSING. OVER THE FIELD. RIGHT NOW. this is the best job in the world.”
RIOT “I DID PUSHUPS DURING THE BREAK.”
VESPER “He did. I counted. He counted differently, but he did.”
VESPER “Tonight we're watching Roy (Captain Emeritus). “The Missing Inning,” to the faithful. The walkup alone — Their own name, whispered by the PA at full volume. — I mean. Come on.”
RIOT “CROWD CHECK — “WE NEVER LEFT. WE NEVER LEFT” — LVL42 SECTION — 2ND UHOH — I HAVE JOINED IN TWICE ALREADY.”
VESPER “I felt that in three different organs.”
RIOT “ONE. RUN. GAME. LVL42 2, BOATS 1. THE CROWD IS THROWING THINGS. hold me.”
VESPER “Even the kids look nervous.”
VESPER “Score check~ Boats lead it 6–3 through 6 uhohs. Comfortable, if you're them. The crowd is officially transcendent.”
RIOT “REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS LVL42 BY ONE? SIMPLER TIMES. WE WERE SO YOUNG.”
RIOT “IT'S OVER. LVL42 WIN 8–6. SOUL OF THE GAME: CHUCK (CO-CAPTAIN), 3-FOR-6. i need to sit down. I'M NOT GOING TO. but i need to.”
VESPER “We're done here. The field isn't — but we are. Goodnight, everyone.”
RIOT “GOODNIGHT. I MEAN IT. GO.”
- 🛗 FLOOR 42 PRESSING: the song hits different. All Level 42 players gain +0.5 SOUL.
Boats 1 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 R 6
Lvl42 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 2 3 R 8
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chuck (Co-Captain) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 2 | .500 |
| Roy (Captain Emeritus) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Stan (Also Captain) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Janice | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Hank (The Real Captain) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .500 |
| Earl (Disputed Captain) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Wayne (Disputed Captain) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Steve (Also Captain) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tepid Soup Karen | 7 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .285 |
| Suspiciously Damp Phil | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .333 |
| Birthday Card Margaret | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Coffee Cup Margaret | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .666 |
| Birthday Card Linda | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | .166 |
| Earl (Captain Emeritus) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Wet Umbrella Dennis | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Boats @ Lvl42 (The Hellevator) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Chuck (Co-Captain) singles, looking up, briefly noticing a cloud. Roy (Captain Emeritus) (grilling-adjacent) bats. Several Captains stand at the rail and grimace knowingly. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Tepid Soup Karen (hum-along) singles. Tepid Soup Karen is not certain Tepid Soup Karen is here. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Quiet inning. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Quiet inning. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Birthday Card Linda BLASTS a home run. The floor display rapidly cycles 41, 40, 39, then snaps to 42. Suspiciously Damp Phil (between-floors) drives one. The button for floor 41 does not light up. Birthday Card Margaret singles. The doors do not open. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Birthday Card Margaret drives one to deep left while humming. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Hellevator. The hum continues. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Forgotten Gym Bag Janice (hum-along) singles. Forgotten Gym Bag Janice is not certain Forgotten Gym Bag Janice is here. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Several balls go missing and reappear. Stan (Also Captain) singles, looking up, briefly noticing a cloud. Chuck (Co-Captain) singles, looking up, briefly noticing a cloud. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Quiet inning. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Quiet inning. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Quiet inning. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Chuck (Co-Captain) singles, looking up, briefly noticing a cloud. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Coffee Cup Margaret drills one to right. The lasagna cools further. Empty Manila Folder Boris swings on a 3-2 count. The chorus arrives, exquisitely. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Hank (The Real Captain) (grilling-adjacent) bats. Several Captains stand at the rail and grimace knowingly. ─── bot of the 9th ────────────────────────── Empty Manila Folder Boris BLASTS a home run. The floor display rapidly cycles 41, 40, 39, then snaps to 42. Suspiciously Damp Phil swings on a 3-2 count. The chorus arrives, exquisitely. Tepid Soup Karen (hum-along) singles. Tepid Soup Karen is not certain Tepid Soup Karen is here. FINAL: Boats 6 — Lvl42 8 WEATHER: Floor 42 Pressing 🛗 FLOOR 42 PRESSING: the song hits different. All Level 42 players gain +0.5 SOUL.