FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Roy (Captain Emeritus)
Boat Boys · grilling-adjacent · carries a paper-towel captain's hat
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Goes by “The Missing Inning.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. Around the league, the subject is a favorite of the night shift at the Steakhouse.
FIELD NOTES
Booth log lists the walkup as “Their own name, whispered by the PA at full volume.” Scouts agree on one point only: stares into the away bullpen between pitches. Just stares.
APPENDIX
Attached, unverified: “Claims their bat is on a payment plan.”
— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SMOLDERING |
|---|---|
| Glove | PROPHETIC |
| Soul | QUIET |
| Games | 3 |
| At-bats | 12 |
| Hits | 4 |
| Home runs | 1 |
| RBI | 2 |
| Batting avg | .333 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S1 | 12 | 4 | 1 | 2 | .333 |