FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Roy (Captain Emeritus) hot 6
Boat Boys · grilling-adjacent · carries a paper-towel captain's hat
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Goes by “The Missing Inning.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. Around the league, the subject is a favorite of the night shift at the Steakhouse.
FIELD NOTES
Booth log lists the walkup as “Their own name, whispered by the PA at full volume.” Scouts agree on one point only: stares into the away bullpen between pitches. Just stares.
APPENDIX
Attached, unverified: “Claims their bat is on a payment plan.”
— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | WARM BLESSED |
|---|---|
| Glove | MAGNETIC CURSED |
| Soul | QUIET BLESSED |
| Games | 63 |
| At-bats | 284 |
| Hits | 88 |
| Home runs | 8 |
| RBI | 42 |
| Batting avg | .309 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 56 | 20 | 4 | 6 | .357 |
| S4 | 54 | 9 | 0 | 4 | .166 |
| S3 | 48 | 21 | 2 | 9 | .437 |
| S2 | 62 | 16 | 0 | 10 | .258 |
| S1 | 64 | 22 | 2 | 13 | .343 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS
- S1 G15: ⚓ CAPTAIN'S COUNCIL: Roy (Captain Emeritus) finally figured out the glove. +1 GLOVE (now 10.0).
- S1 G22: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Roy (Captain Emeritus) can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 9.0).
- S2 G12: ⚓ CAPTAIN'S COUNCIL: Roy (Captain Emeritus) finally figured out the glove. +1 GLOVE (now 10.0).
- S5 G8: 🌭 RAINING HOTDOGS: Roy (Captain Emeritus) stopped to eat. +1 POWER (now 4.5), −0.5 SOUL (now 2.2).
- S5 G16: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Roy (Captain Emeritus) can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 7.0).