FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Steve (Also Captain) hot 6
Boat Boys · knot-untying · carries binoculars (broken)
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Known to the stands as “The Sacrifice.” The subject has stopped correcting anyone. Around the league, the subject is beloved by the kind of fan who brings a radio to the stadium.
FIELD NOTES
Booth log lists the walkup as “Public-access infomercial theme.” Scouts agree on one point only: insists on batting during weather advisories.
APPENDIX
The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Reportedly owns three (3) different Hell Kale futures contracts.”
— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | COLD |
|---|---|
| Glove | MAGNETIC |
| Soul | HUMMING BLESSED |
| Games | 27 |
| At-bats | 111 |
| Hits | 37 |
| Home runs | 0 |
| RBI | 18 |
| Batting avg | .333 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S2 | 56 | 21 | 0 | 10 | .375 |
| S1 | 55 | 16 | 0 | 8 | .290 |