Chuck (Co-Captain)

Goes by “Foul Territory.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. The book on them is short: universally feared in rain delay.

Walkup: “Just the crowd. Just the crowd.” The organist was not consulted. Scouts agree on one point only: cannot pitch after hearing static.

The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Reported missing during a rain delay. Returned with groceries.”