FHTV · PLAYER FILE

Forgotten Gym Bag Janice

Level 42 · hum-along · carries a faded floor button

FHTV DOSSIER FILE 0034 · UNVERIFIED
IDENT

Answers to “The Pre-Game Omen.” The name predates our involvement. Ask any usher — considered overdue, by whatever measure.

FIELD NOTES

Walkup: “A recording of a previous walkup, degraded.” The organist was not consulted. The following behavior is documented: writes a letter to the mascot before each home opener.

APPENDIX

One item from the rumor file, which is thicker than the stat file: “Was the third person to ever boo the moon.”

— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.

STAT LINE · CAREER
Power SCORCHING BLESSED
Glove STEADY
Soul TRANSCENDENT CURSED
Games3
At-bats13
Hits6
Home runs1
RBI4
Batting avg .461
BY SEASON SEASONS1
SeasonABHHRRBIBA
S1 13 6 1 4 .461
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS COUNT1