FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Forgotten Gym Bag Janice
Boat Boys · hum-along · carries a faded floor button
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Answers to “The Pre-Game Omen.” The name predates our involvement. Ask any usher — considered overdue, by whatever measure.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup: “A recording of a previous walkup, degraded.” The organist was not consulted. The following behavior is documented: writes a letter to the mascot before each home opener.
APPENDIX
One item from the rumor file, which is thicker than the stat file: “Was the third person to ever boo the moon.”
— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SCORCHING |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | TRANSCENDENT BLESSED |
| Games | 68 |
| At-bats | 322 |
| Hits | 123 |
| Home runs | 15 |
| RBI | 84 |
| Batting avg | .381 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 66 | 28 | 6 | 18 | .424 |
| S4 | 65 | 25 | 3 | 13 | .384 |
| S3 | 63 | 23 | 0 | 17 | .365 |
| S2 | 43 | 10 | 2 | 8 | .232 |
| S1 | 85 | 37 | 4 | 28 | .435 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS