FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Forgotten Gym Bag Janice
Level 42 · hum-along · carries a faded floor button
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Answers to “The Pre-Game Omen.” The name predates our involvement. Ask any usher — considered overdue, by whatever measure.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup: “A recording of a previous walkup, degraded.” The organist was not consulted. The following behavior is documented: writes a letter to the mascot before each home opener.
APPENDIX
One item from the rumor file, which is thicker than the stat file: “Was the third person to ever boo the moon.”
— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SCORCHING BLESSED |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | TRANSCENDENT CURSED |
| Games | 3 |
| At-bats | 13 |
| Hits | 6 |
| Home runs | 1 |
| RBI | 4 |
| Batting avg | .461 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S1 | 13 | 6 | 1 | 4 | .461 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS