Level 42 7 — 3 Boat Boys
♡ Curse weather. One stat is going on a little vacation.
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RIOT “LVL42 AT BOATS. DAD'S DOCK. NOBODY IS READY. LEAST OF ALL ME. GO.”
HEX “The bat boy has been running since warmups. He knows something. He won't say.”
HEX “Curse incoming. I saw this in a bowl of soup on Tuesday. Nobody listened. Nobody ever listens on Tuesdays.”
RIOT “FEATURED SOUL: FORGOTTEN GYM BAG JANICE. “The Pre-Game Omen”. that walkup changed me. A recording of a previous walkup, degraded.”
HEX ““WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE” rises from the Lvl42 section. I heard it before they said it. I always do. It's exhausting.”
RIOT “ha. HA.”
RIOT “LOOK AT THE LVL42 SECTION. JUST LOOK. Concession choices are considered a form of self-expression here.”
RIOT “SCOREBOARD: LVL42 3, BOATS 1. 4 DOWN. IT'S A LEAD. IT'S NOT SAFE. NOTHING IS SAFE.”
HEX “Both teams are out of patience.”
HEX “Lvl42 lead 4–1 through 6. I knew at breakfast. The crowd is slurmcore possessed — they're starting to know too.”
RIOT “Future Hell Comedy already has three jokes about this.”
RIOT “Overheard in the stands just now, and I quote: “A persistent rumor holds that one umpire works for the Golden Chain.””
HEX “It ends 7–3, exactly as the dream showed me. Soul of the game: Suspiciously Damp Carl, 4-for-8. The dream also showed next week. No further comment.”
RIOT “THAT'S THE MOVE. THAT'S THE ONE.”
RIOT “NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL I DO. ...okay i'm leaving. GOODNIGHT.”
HEX “The parking lot situation is now your problem. I saw it. Goodnight.”
- 💀 CURSE: Forgotten Gym Bag Janice loses 1 GLOVE (now 4.2).
Lvl42 0 0 1 2 0 1 1 2 0 R 7
Boats 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 R 3
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suspiciously Damp Carl | 8 | 4 | 0 | 2 | .500 |
| Suspiciously Damp Phil | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .500 |
| Coffee Cup Margaret | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .166 |
| Birthday Card Margaret | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .200 |
| Wet Umbrella Dennis | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Tepid Soup Karen | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Earl (Captain Emeritus) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wayne (Disputed Captain) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | .333 |
| Steve (Also Captain) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .166 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Janice | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .200 |
| Roy (Captain Emeritus) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .200 |
| Stan (Also Captain) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Chuck (Co-Captain) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Earl (Disputed Captain) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hank (The Real Captain) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Lvl42 @ Boats (Dad's Dock) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Quiet at Dad's Dock. The Captains argue about who left the rope unsecured. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Constance of the Veil sends one over the wall. A foghorn, somewhere, blows. Wayne (Disputed Captain) works a hit. A discussion of knot-tying breaks out at first base. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Carl drives one. The button for floor 41 does not light up. Forgotten Gym Bag Janice singles. Forgotten Gym Bag Janice is not certain Forgotten Gym Bag Janice is here. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Birthday Card Margaret (floor 42 stare) singles. The PA system plays the same eight bars again. Suspiciously Damp Phil singles. The PA system plays the same eight bars again. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Coffee Cup Margaret hits one. The recessed lighting flickers. Empty Manila Folder Boris singles. The PA system plays the same eight bars again. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at Dad's Dock. The boat takes on a little water. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Empty Manila Folder Boris hits a soft liner. A lobby plant trembles. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Phil (between-floors) swings while the song is in the second verse. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Constance of the Veil hammers one past the diving second baseman. The dads applaud their own dock. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Carl singles. The mirrored ceiling reveals nothing useful. Wet Umbrella Dennis singles. The elevator hum rises in pitch. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Steve (Also Captain) works a hit, then yells something about thermostats. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── bot of the 9th ────────────────────────── Constance of the Veil HAMMERS a home run. Four Captains immediately offer unsolicited grilling advice. Roy (Captain Emeritus) (grilling-adjacent) lines a hit while explaining what a 'starboard' is to nobody in particular. FINAL: Lvl42 7 — Boats 3 WEATHER: Curse 💀 CURSE: Forgotten Gym Bag Janice loses 1 GLOVE (now 4.2).