The Bobs 14 — 18 Level 42
Underworld Series
♡ Blessing weather~ ♡ Free upgrade incoming!
♡ Crown them, crown them now~ ♡
BROADCAST DETAILS
HEX “Bobs at Lvl42. Before we start: whoever parked in the west lot, move your car. You know why. You'll know why.”
VESPER “Someone check on the bullpen before we start. Actually — don't. Let it happen.”
VESPER “Conditions tonight: Blessing. The league says it's fine. The league says a lot of things ♡”
HEX “Playoff energy. The elevator hums louder in the postseason. Ask Level 42. Don't ask twice.”
HEX “Wet Umbrella Dennis is glowing tonight. Not a metaphor. Someone should check on that. “Soft Landing”, everyone.”
VESPER “And there's the first chant of the night from the Lvl42 faithful: “THE ELEVATOR LISTENS”. ...sure. Sure!”
SAINT STATIC “did you see it. the ball listened. they always listen eventually.”
HEX “The saint speaks. Drink some water. It helps, somehow.”
VESPER “Score update, if you can call it that: Bobs, 10 to 4. The Lvl42 dugout has gone very quiet. Very, very quiet ♡”
HEX “A wave attempt has failed three sections in a row.”
VESPER “Bobs are up 12–7. Through 6. It has stopped being a contest and started being a documentary.”
HEX “A drone briefly hovered over the home team. It looked sad.”
HEX “I dreamed about this booth. There was a fifth chair.”
VESPER “There are four chairs, Hex.”
HEX “There are four chairs *now*.”
HEX “Overheard in the stands just now, and I quote: “Fans believe Saint Static already knows the final score.””
SAINT STATIC “…hereditary bobina (muttering) swings furiously. the other bobs heckle…”
HEX “Oh, it's you. Everyone, it's them. Be normal about it.”
VESPER “And it's over! Lvl42 take it 18–14. Soul of the game: Coffee Cup Margaret, 5-for-8. What a night. What a sport. What *is* this sport.”
HEX “The Blessing was never about the weather, by the way. Sleep well.”
HEX “The broadcast ends. The game continues somewhere. It always does. Goodnight.”
VESPER “What they said. Goodnight!”
SAINT STATIC “signal ends. saint remains. see you in the reruns.”
- ✨ BLESSING: Exhausted Bob With A Knife gains 1 GLOVE (now 6.6).
Bobs 9 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 1 R 14
Lvl42 0 2 2 0 0 3 6 1 4 R 18
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 7 | 5 | 0 | 4 | .714 |
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 7 | 3 | 1 | 2 | .428 |
| Small Bob-3000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | .750 |
| Hereditary Bobina | 4 | 3 | 0 | 2 | .750 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 8 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .250 |
| Tall Bob Bob | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .333 |
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | .666 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Coffee Cup Margaret | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | .625 |
| Suspiciously Damp Phil | 7 | 4 | 1 | 3 | .571 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin | 6 | 3 | 1 | 3 | .500 |
| Wet Umbrella Dennis | 4 | 3 | 0 | 2 | .750 |
| Tepid Soup Karen | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .333 |
| Birthday Card Margaret | 6 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .166 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Janice | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Suspiciously Damp Carl | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
--- Bobs @ Lvl42 (The Hellevator) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Something is wrong with the air. Bob's Cousin Bob (knife-adjacent) hammers a homer. The ceasefire holds for a full thirty seconds. Hungover Bob-3000 singles, sneers at a different Bob. Exhausted Bob With A Knife (uneasy ceasefire) drives one into the gap. Two Bobs nearly come to blows in the dugout. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Tall Bob Bob (muttering) lashes one down the line. Other Bobs claim partial credit. Reformed Bobstradamus singles. Somewhere a Bob is sharpening something. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── The umpire shudders. Wet Umbrella Dennis singles. The PA system plays the same eight bars again. Tepid Soup Karen (hum-along) hits one as the song hits the bridge. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin crushes one as the song peaks. The doors briefly open, then shut. Earl (Disputed Captain) drives one. The button for floor 41 does not light up. Wet Umbrella Dennis hits one as the song hits the bridge. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Small Bob-3000 bunts. The Bobs argue for nine straight minutes about what a bunt is. Hereditary Bobina (muttering) singles. Somewhere a Bob is sharpening something. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Hungover Bob-3000 singles, sneers at a different Bob. Hereditary Bobina works a long at-bat under pointed Bob scrutiny. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Phil works a base hit. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Quiet inning. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Coffee Cup Margaret (hum-along) hits one as the song hits the bridge. Tepid Soup Karen (hum-along) drives one to deep left while humming. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Hereditary Bobina (muttering) swings furiously. The other Bobs heckle. Hungover Bob-3000 (settling scores) fouls one off and points at another Bob. Reasons unclear. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Something is wrong with the air. Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin (floor 42 stare) crushes one. The chorus arrives at the right moment for the first time. Earl (Disputed Captain) drills one to right. The lasagna cools further. Coffee Cup Margaret sends a base hit between the mirrored panels. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Wet Umbrella Dennis singles. Wet Umbrella Dennis is not certain Wet Umbrella Dennis is here. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Hungover Bob-3000 works a long at-bat under pointed Bob scrutiny. Small Bob-3000 (settling scores) drives one to right. Three Bobs simultaneously call timeout for unrelated reasons. ─── bot of the 9th ────────────────────────── The crowd is no longer a crowd, exactly. Suspiciously Damp Phil singles. The elevator hum rises in pitch. Suspiciously Damp Carl singles. The mirrored ceiling reveals nothing useful. FINAL: Bobs 14 — Lvl42 18 WEATHER: Blessing ✨ BLESSING: Exhausted Bob With A Knife gains 1 GLOVE (now 6.6).