FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Tall Bob Bob hot 5
The Bobs · muttering · carries a treaty draft
STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Listed on every unofficial scorecard as “Rain Delay Ralph.” League consensus: considered a 'fan of the stadium itself'.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup audio, as logged: “One (1) enormous bell.” Under OTHER, a previous scout wrote only this: has never once looked at the third-base coach.
APPENDIX
One item from the rumor file, which is thicker than the stat file: “Banned from the stadium organ. The organist won't discuss it.”
— Compiled from the concourse, during a delay.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SCORCHING |
|---|---|
| Glove | SHAKY CURSED |
| Soul | LOUD |
| Games | 23 |
| At-bats | 116 |
| Hits | 47 |
| Home runs | 10 |
| RBI | 29 |
| Batting avg | .405 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S2 | 31 | 11 | 4 | 6 | .354 |
| S1 | 85 | 36 | 6 | 23 | .423 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS