FHTV · PLAYER FILE

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The Bobs · muttering · carries a treaty draft

STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER FILE 0001 · UNVERIFIED
IDENT

Listed on every unofficial scorecard as “Rain Delay Ralph.” League consensus: considered a 'fan of the stadium itself'.

FIELD NOTES

Walkup audio, as logged: “One (1) enormous bell.” Under OTHER, a previous scout wrote only this: has never once looked at the third-base coach.

APPENDIX

One item from the rumor file, which is thicker than the stat file: “Banned from the stadium organ. The organist won't discuss it.”

— Compiled from the concourse, during a delay.

STAT LINE · CAREER
Power SCORCHING
Glove SHAKY CURSED
Soul LOUD
Games23
At-bats116
Hits47
Home runs10
RBI29
Batting avg .405
BY SEASON SEASONS2
SeasonABHHRRBIBA
S2 31 11 4 6 .354
S1 85 36 6 23 .423
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS COUNT3