FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Tall Bob Bob hot 6
The Bobs · muttering · carries a treaty draft
STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Listed on every unofficial scorecard as “Rain Delay Ralph.” League consensus: considered a 'fan of the stadium itself'.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup audio, as logged: “One (1) enormous bell.” Under OTHER, a previous scout wrote only this: has never once looked at the third-base coach.
APPENDIX
One item from the rumor file, which is thicker than the stat file: “Banned from the stadium organ. The organist won't discuss it.”
— Compiled from the concourse, during a delay.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SCORCHING BLESSED |
|---|---|
| Glove | SHAKY |
| Soul | LOUD CURSED |
| Games | 67 |
| At-bats | 338 |
| Hits | 129 |
| Home runs | 18 |
| RBI | 77 |
| Batting avg | .381 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 77 | 35 | 3 | 20 | .454 |
| S4 | 81 | 25 | 3 | 16 | .308 |
| S3 | 64 | 22 | 2 | 12 | .343 |
| S2 | 31 | 11 | 4 | 6 | .354 |
| S1 | 85 | 36 | 6 | 23 | .423 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS
- S1 G24: ✨ BLESSING: Tall Bob Bob gains 1 GLOVE (now 4.1).
- S2 G4: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Tall Bob Bob can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 2.6).
- S2 G10: ⚡ BRIMSTONE: Tall Bob Bob (Bobs) was incinerated. Replaced by Big Bobina.
- S3 G2: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Tall Bob Bob can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 2.6).
- S3 G17: 💀 CURSE: Tall Bob Bob loses 1 POWER (now 5.9).
- S4 G14: ⚔ BOB WAR REIGNITES: Tall Bob Bob and Reformed Bobstradamus swap their Power.
- S5 G22: 🌭 RAINING HOTDOGS: Tall Bob Bob stopped to eat. +1 POWER (now 7.9), −0.5 SOUL (now 6.9).