FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Greater Bob Bob
The Bobs · war-weary · carries a scorched flag
STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
File opened under “Divorce Mike the Younger.” A legal name exists. It is not used. The book on them is short: the subject of a chant that predates them.
FIELD NOTES
Approaches the plate to: “Highterion Collection theme, slowed dangerously.” Observed: has never once looked at the third-base coach.
APPENDIX
One item from the rumor file, which is thicker than the stat file: “Said to have taught Saint Static the changeup. Unverifiable.”
— Scout rotated off this assignment shortly after.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | WARM |
|---|---|
| Glove | SHAKY CURSED |
| Soul | QUIET CURSED |
| Games | 76 |
| At-bats | 354 |
| Hits | 114 |
| Home runs | 15 |
| RBI | 75 |
| Batting avg | .322 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 65 | 23 | 3 | 16 | .353 |
| S4 | 70 | 24 | 2 | 17 | .342 |
| S3 | 74 | 23 | 3 | 16 | .310 |
| S2 | 66 | 20 | 2 | 12 | .303 |
| S1 | 79 | 24 | 5 | 14 | .303 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS
- S2 G8: 💀 CURSE: Greater Bob Bob loses 1 POWER (now 4.5).
- S4 G6: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Greater Bob Bob can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 4.4).
- S4 G8: 💀 CURSE: Greater Bob Bob loses 1 SOUL (now 4.4).
- S5 G10: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Greater Bob Bob can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 4.4).
- S5 G15: 💀 CURSE: Greater Bob Bob loses 1 SOUL (now 4.4).