FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife
The Bobs · muttering · carries a treaty draft
STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
The fans settled on “The Reset” some time ago. Appeals were denied. Around the league, the subject is universally feared in rain delay.
FIELD NOTES
Walkup audio, as logged: “Audience chanting in perfect sync.” The following behavior is documented: arrives exactly nine minutes late to everything.
APPENDIX
The following could not be confirmed or, worryingly, denied: “Featured in a lost GBTV replay.”
— Accuracy implied, not guaranteed.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | COLD CURSED |
|---|---|
| Glove | SHAKY BLESSED |
| Soul | LOUD |
| Games | 76 |
| At-bats | 306 |
| Hits | 85 |
| Home runs | 9 |
| RBI | 53 |
| Batting avg | .277 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 55 | 14 | 0 | 9 | .254 |
| S4 | 60 | 20 | 1 | 10 | .333 |
| S3 | 58 | 11 | 3 | 10 | .189 |
| S2 | 65 | 23 | 3 | 11 | .353 |
| S1 | 68 | 17 | 2 | 13 | .250 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS