FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Exhausted Bob With A Knife hot 6
The Bobs · uneasy ceasefire · carries a treaty draft
STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
Goes by “Dial Tone Danny.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. League consensus: trusted during blackout games.
FIELD NOTES
Approaches the plate to: “Just the crowd. Just the crowd.” Under OTHER, a previous scout wrote only this: claims to have predicted last season's collapse.
APPENDIX
Appendix, filed without comment: “Reported missing during a rain delay. Returned with groceries.”
— Accuracy implied, not guaranteed.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SCORCHING |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | LOUD |
| Games | 76 |
| At-bats | 386 |
| Hits | 145 |
| Home runs | 25 |
| RBI | 90 |
| Batting avg | .375 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 65 | 26 | 5 | 15 | .400 |
| S4 | 77 | 30 | 6 | 17 | .389 |
| S3 | 92 | 34 | 7 | 25 | .369 |
| S2 | 82 | 35 | 7 | 21 | .426 |
| S1 | 70 | 20 | 0 | 12 | .285 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS