Exhausted Bob With A Knife hot 6

Goes by “Dial Tone Danny.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. League consensus: trusted during blackout games.

Approaches the plate to: “Just the crowd. Just the crowd.” Under OTHER, a previous scout wrote only this: claims to have predicted last season's collapse.

Appendix, filed without comment: “Reported missing during a rain delay. Returned with groceries.”