FHTV · PLAYER FILE

Small Bob-3000

The Bobs · settling scores · carries a knife

FHTV DOSSIER FILE 0004 · UNVERIFIED

IDENT

File opened under “Loud Warning.” A legal name exists. It is not used. The book on them is short: watched closely by the league, in an unclear capacity.

FIELD NOTES

Walkup audio, as logged: “The seventh-uhoh stretch, unseasonably.” The following behavior is documented: warmed up to Slurm Basement once and won't stop.

APPENDIX

Appendix, filed without comment: “Claims their bat is on a payment plan.”

— Compiled from the concourse, during a delay.

STAT LINE · CAREER

Power	SMOLDERING CURSED
Glove	STEADY
Soul	LOUD BLESSED
Games	47
At-bats	217
Hits	89
Home runs	9
RBI	69
Batting avg	.410

BY SEASON SEASONS3

Season	AB	H	HR	RBI	BA
S3	50	19	2	13	.380
S2	73	27	5	21	.369
S1	94	43	2	35	.457

PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS COUNT3

S2 G9: 🌭 RAINING HOTDOGS: Small Bob-3000 stopped to eat. +1 POWER (now 7.3), −0.5 SOUL (now 7.1).
S2 G25: 💀 CURSE: Small Bob-3000 loses 1 POWER (now 6.3).
S3 G8: ⚔ BOB WAR REIGNITES: Small Bob-3000 and Hereditary Bobina swap their Power.