Small Bob-3000

File opened under “Loud Warning.” A legal name exists. It is not used. The book on them is short: watched closely by the league, in an unclear capacity.

Walkup audio, as logged: “The seventh-uhoh stretch, unseasonably.” The following behavior is documented: warmed up to Slurm Basement once and won't stop.

Appendix, filed without comment: “Claims their bat is on a payment plan.”