Level 42 10 — 11 The Bobs
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RIOT “LVL42 AT BOBS AND THE AIR TASTES LIKE PENNIES. that's baseball weather, baby.”
VESPER “Mm. I was going to disagree and then I looked at the field.”
VESPER “Quick weather check before we start — it's Raining Hotdogs out there. That is a real forecast and I am so sorry.”
RIOT “SAY IT AGAIN. don't. it's better once.”
RIOT “I DID PUSHUPS DURING THE BREAK.”
VESPER “He did. I counted. He counted differently, but he did.”
VESPER “Tonight we're watching Hungover Bob-3000. “Infield Phantom Still,” to the faithful. The walkup alone — Cool-Aire compressor feedback remix. — I mean. Come on.”
RIOT “Word around the league: a Saint Static frequency favorite.”
VESPER “The Bobs section is already chanting “SAME THING HAPPENED LAST YEAR” as the 3rd uhoh begins. Beautiful. Concerning. Both.”
RIOT “LOOK AT THE BOBS SECTION. JUST LOOK. Fans in section *redacted* maintain records more accurate than the official ones. They don't share them.”
RIOT “LVL42 BY ONE. ONE RUN. 4 UHOHS DOWN. EVERY PITCH MATTERS NOW. THEY ALWAYS DID. NOW MORE.”
VESPER “One bad swing could start a religion.”
VESPER “Lvl42 by a few, 6–4 after 7. Plenty of baseball left. That's a threat, by the way.”
RIOT “I DID PUSHUPS DURING THE BREAK.”
VESPER “He did. I counted. He counted differently, but he did.”
VESPER “And it's over! Bobs take it 11–10. Soul of the game: Tall Bob Bob, 6-for-9. What a night. What a sport. What *is* this sport.”
RIOT “AND THAT WAS *WITH* RAINING HOTDOGS GOING ON. UNBELIEVABLE.”
RIOT “DRINK WATER. RESPECT NOBODY. GOODNIGHT.”
VESPER “We are emotionally archived too. Goodnight.”
- 🌭 RAINING HOTDOGS: Hungover Bob-3000 stopped to eat. +1 POWER (now 6.2), −0.5 SOUL (now 5.2).
Lvl42 0 5 0 0 0 1 0 2 0 2 R 10
Bobs 1 0 2 1 0 0 0 3 1 3 R 11
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suspiciously Damp Carl | 10 | 5 | 1 | 3 | .500 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Janice | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | .1000 |
| Suspiciously Damp Phil | 7 | 3 | 1 | 2 | .428 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin | 7 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .285 |
| Coffee Cup Margaret | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .333 |
| Tepid Soup Karen | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .250 |
| Wet Umbrella Dennis | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Birthday Card Margaret | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tall Bob Bob | 9 | 6 | 0 | 4 | .666 |
| Hereditary Bobina | 7 | 3 | 1 | 2 | .428 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .333 |
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .400 |
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | .400 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .166 |
| Small Bob-3000 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .250 |
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Lvl42 @ Bobs (The Bob Pit) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Bob Pit. The Bobs jeer their own. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Hungover Bob-3000 (settling scores) clubs a double. The Bob War temporarily dissolves into mutual envy. Bobs (home): 1 run, 1 hit ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── The lights dim, brighten, and dim again. Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin (floor 42 stare) BLASTS a home run. The floor display rapidly cycles 41, 40, 39, then snaps to 42. Coffee Cup Margaret drives one. The button for floor 41 does not light up. Suspiciously Damp Carl hits one as the song hits the bridge. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Exhausted Bob With A Knife grounds a single past the shortstop, still glaring at his cousin Bob. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Tepid Soup Karen drives one. The button for floor 41 does not light up. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Tall Bob Bob lashes one down the line. Other Bobs claim partial credit. Reformed Bobstradamus slaps a hit while another Bob loudly disagrees with the call. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin drives one. The button for floor 41 does not light up. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Hereditary Bobina clubs a double. The Bob War temporarily dissolves into mutual envy. Bobs (home): 1 run, 1 hit ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Phil BLASTS a home run. The floor display rapidly cycles 41, 40, 39, then snaps to 42. Forgotten Gym Bag Janice singles. The doors do not open. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Forgotten Gym Bag Janice sends a base hit between the mirrored panels. Suspiciously Damp Carl swings while the song is in the second verse. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Bob's Cousin Bob (knife-adjacent) grounds a single past the shortstop, still glaring at his cousin Bob. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Forgotten Gym Bag Janice (hum-along) singles. The PA system plays the same eight bars again. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Carl hits one. The recessed lighting flickers. Suspiciously Damp Phil (between-floors) hits one as the song hits the bridge. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Tall Bob Bob drives one out. Six different Bobs claim to have predicted it. Hungover Bob-3000 drives one to right. Three Bobs simultaneously call timeout for unrelated reasons. Hereditary Bobina (muttering) swings furiously. The other Bobs heckle. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── bot of the 9th ────────────────────────── Tall Bob Bob (muttering) lines a single. A neighboring Bob audibly considers a coup. Small Bob-3000 (settling scores) drives one to right. Three Bobs simultaneously call timeout for unrelated reasons. ─── top of the 10th ───────────────────────── extra innings: top of the 10th Suspiciously Damp Phil swings during the chorus. The bat connects. Wet Umbrella Dennis works a base hit. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── bot of the 10th ───────────────────────── Something is wrong with the air. Tall Bob Bob pokes a hit. The clipboard-Bobs make a note. Greater Bob Bob singles. Somewhere a Bob is sharpening something. FINAL: Lvl42 10 — Bobs 11 WEATHER: Raining Hotdogs 🌭 RAINING HOTDOGS: Hungover Bob-3000 stopped to eat. +1 POWER (now 6.2), −0.5 SOUL (now 5.2).