The Bobs 3 — 7 Boat Boys
Underworld Series
♡ Crown them, crown them now~ ♡
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VESPER “Okay. Okay okay okay. Bobs, Boats, Dad's Dock, tonight. I've had four coffees and one premonition. Let's go.”
RIOT “SAY LESS. SAY NOTHING. IT'S TIME.”
VESPER “Reminder, this is an UNDERWORLD SERIES game — everything counts double, emotionally speaking.”
VESPER “You know what I love about this booth? The dread. The camaraderie. The little fridge.”
RIOT “THE FRIDGE IS EMPTY.”
VESPER “The dread and the camaraderie, then.”
RIOT “WATCH GREATER BOB BOB. THEY CALL THEM “Divorce Mike the Younger” AND THE NICKNAME IS EARNED.”
RIOT “THEY'RE CHANTING “WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE”. do you hear them. DO YOU HEAR THEM.”
VESPER “The Bobs section is in mid-season form already. Case in point: Most supporters arrive with at least one superstition.”
RIOT “SCOREBOARD: BOATS 3, BOBS 1. 3 DOWN. IT'S A LEAD. IT'S NOT SAFE. NOTHING IS SAFE.”
VESPER “The crowd is in the bargaining phase.”
RIOT “BOATS 7. BOBS 1. THAT'S NOT A SCORE THAT'S A CRIME SCENE.”
VESPER “A drone briefly hovered over the home team. It looked sad.”
VESPER “Overheard in the stands just now, and I quote: “Veteran supporters insist the foul lines move at night.””
SAINT STATIC “do not adjust your set. i have already adjusted it.”
VESPER “Saint Static, everyone. We don't book them. They book themselves.”
RIOT “BOATS. 7–3. FINAL. SOUL OF THE GAME: BERYL THE TOWERING, 5-FOR-6 WITH 1 HOME RUN. THAT'S THE GAME AND I'LL BE HEARING IT IN MY SLEEP.”
VESPER “We're done here. The field isn't — but we are. Goodnight, everyone.”
RIOT “WORTH IT. GOODNIGHT.”
Bobs 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 R 3
Boats 1 0 2 0 3 1 0 0 X R 7
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Small Bob-3000 | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | .571 |
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .250 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .250 |
| Big Bobina | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hank (The Real Captain) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beryl the Towering | 6 | 5 | 1 | 3 | .833 |
| Earl (Disputed Captain) | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 | .750 |
| Hereditary Bobina | 8 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Steve (Also Captain) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .1000 |
| Earl (Captain Emeritus) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Stan (Also Captain) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Roy (Captain Emeritus) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Chuck (Co-Captain) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hank (Allegedly Captain) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Bobs @ Boats (Dad's Dock) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Hungover Bob-3000 (settling scores) steps in. Three Bobs in the on-deck circle accuse each other of treason. Bobs (away): 1 run, 2 hits ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Hereditary Bobina (muttering) (Captain) takes a thoughtful swing. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at Dad's Dock. The boat takes on a little water. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Quiet at Dad's Dock. The Captains argue about who left the rope unsecured. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Beryl the Towering singles. The other Captains weigh in. Steve (Also Captain) hits one to right. The Boat Boys begin a story about a boat. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Earl (Disputed Captain) singles. Two other Captains compare grills. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Exhausted Bob With A Knife (uneasy ceasefire) hits a sharp grounder. The ceasefire holds, barely. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── The crowd is no longer a crowd, exactly. Beryl the Towering drives one into the harbor. Beryl the Towering insists this was on purpose. Earl (Disputed Captain) (knot-untying) lines a hit while explaining what a 'starboard' is to nobody in particular. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Bob's Cousin Bob fouls one off and points at another Bob. Reasons unclear. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Earl (Disputed Captain) hits a no-doubter. A Captain wipes his eye and pretends he didn't. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at Dad's Dock. The boat takes on a little water. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Hereditary Bobina (muttering) hits a slow grounder. The Captains nod approvingly at the technique. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Small Bob-3000 (settling scores) singles. Somewhere a Bob is sharpening something. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at Dad's Dock. The boat takes on a little water. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Several balls go missing and reappear. Small Bob-3000 drives one out. Six different Bobs claim to have predicted it. FINAL: Bobs 3 — Boats 7