FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Hank (Allegedly Captain)
Outback Knives · dad-coded · carries binoculars (broken)
STATUS: INCINERATED
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
The fans settled on “The Interlude” some time ago. Appeals were denied. Around the league, the subject is quietly feared by opposing organists.
FIELD NOTES
The walkup is “The organist improvising through visible fear.” We asked why, once. Scouts agree on one point only: stretches for thirty-six minutes exactly.
APPENDIX
A concessions vendor volunteered the following: “Claims their bat is on a payment plan.”
— Filed under mild protest.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SMOLDERING |
|---|---|
| Glove | STEADY |
| Soul | HOLLOW BLESSED |
| Games | 70 |
| At-bats | 287 |
| Hits | 86 |
| Home runs | 4 |
| RBI | 53 |
| Batting avg | .299 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 47 | 17 | 1 | 10 | .361 |
| S4 | 59 | 12 | 1 | 6 | .203 |
| S3 | 51 | 16 | 0 | 11 | .313 |
| S2 | 77 | 27 | 1 | 18 | .350 |
| S1 | 53 | 14 | 1 | 8 | .264 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS