Hank (Allegedly Captain)

The fans settled on “The Interlude” some time ago. Appeals were denied. Around the league, the subject is quietly feared by opposing organists.

The walkup is “The organist improvising through visible fear.” We asked why, once. Scouts agree on one point only: stretches for thirty-six minutes exactly.

A concessions vendor volunteered the following: “Claims their bat is on a payment plan.”