Beryl the Towering hot 5

Goes by “Refund Request.” We have three theories about why and endorse none of them. Around the league, the subject is a favorite of the night shift at the Steakhouse.

Walkup: “The seventh-uhoh stretch, unseasonably.” The organist was not consulted. The following behavior is documented: argues balls and strikes on behalf of other teams.

Appendix, filed without comment: “Reportedly owns three (3) different Hell Kale futures contracts.”