Boat Boys 8 — 5 Level 42
♡ Blessing weather~ ♡ Free upgrade incoming!
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AURELIA “Boats at Lvl42, The Hellevator. The books opened cautious and got nervous from there.”
VESPER “And I'm legally required to be here for it ♡”
VESPER “Oh, and it's Blessing. I'd say stay safe but you bought tickets to this, so.”
AURELIA “Watch Coffee Cup Margaret. The numbers like them. The numbers won't say why. “Off-Grid of Future Hell,” apparently.”
VESPER “And there's the first chant of the night from the Boats faithful: “GOOD ENOUGH. GOOD ENOUGH”. ...sure. Sure!”
AURELIA “Statistically inevitable. Emotionally devastating.”
VESPER “Lvl42 up by one. Just the one. Through 4. That's — yeah. That's a real grip on the armrest situation.”
AURELIA “Even the kids look nervous.”
VESPER “Score check~ Lvl42 lead it 3–0 through 6 uhohs. Comfortable, if you're them. The crowd is officially veiled.”
AURELIA “An organist has appeared. Nobody hired an organist.”
AURELIA “I brought spreadsheets tonight. Plural.”
VESPER “And I brought snacks. Between us we're one functional broadcaster.”
VESPER “And it's over! Boats take it 8–5. Soul of the game: Hank (Allegedly Captain), 3-for-10. What a night. What a sport. What *is* this sport.”
AURELIA “Statistically inevitable. Emotionally devastating.”
VESPER “That's Hellball for tonight. Goodnight Future Hell~ ♡ Sleep with one ear open.”
AURELIA “...yeah. Goodnight.”
- ✨ BLESSING: Chuck (Co-Captain) gains 1 GLOVE (now 7.7).
Boats 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 1 2 R 8
Lvl42 0 0 0 1 2 0 1 1 0 R 5
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hank (Allegedly Captain) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 2 | .300 |
| Hereditary Bobina | 4 | 3 | 0 | 3 | .750 |
| Chuck (Co-Captain) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | .500 |
| Roy (Captain Emeritus) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .200 |
| Stan (Also Captain) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .200 |
| Steve (Also Captain) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Earl (Disputed Captain) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Earl (Captain Emeritus) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wet Umbrella Dennis | 6 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .333 |
| Birthday Card Margaret | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | .250 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Janice | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Suspiciously Damp Carl | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .500 |
| Coffee Cup Margaret | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Tepid Soup Karen | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Suspiciously Damp Phil | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Empty Manila Folder Boris | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Boats @ Lvl42 (The Hellevator) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Hellevator. The hum continues. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Birthday Card Margaret (floor 42 stare) crushes one as the song peaks. The doors briefly open, then shut. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Hank (Allegedly Captain) pokes a single. A long anecdote about a fishing trip begins on second. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Hellevator. The hum continues. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Chuck (Co-Captain) fouls one off, mutters something nautical. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Wet Umbrella Dennis taps a hit. Briefcase Linda nods. Lvl42 (home): 1 run, 1 hit ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Forgotten Gym Bag Janice (hum-along) crushes one as the song peaks. The doors briefly open, then shut. Suspiciously Damp Carl drills one to right. The lasagna cools further. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Roy (Captain Emeritus) lines a hit while explaining what a 'starboard' is to nobody in particular. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── The scoreboard flickers. Hank (Allegedly Captain) singles. Two other Captains compare grills. Hereditary Bobina works a hit, then yells something about thermostats. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Wet Umbrella Dennis (between-floors) drives one to deep left while humming. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Earl (Disputed Captain) (knot-untying) singles. The flare goes off, accidentally. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Coffee Cup Margaret (hum-along) swings on a 3-2 count. The chorus arrives, exquisitely. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Stan (Also Captain) hits one to the gap. A different Captain explains how he would have hit it harder. Steve (Also Captain) hammers a base hit while several dads adjust their hats. ─── bot of the 9th ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. FINAL: Boats 8 — Lvl42 5 WEATHER: Blessing ✨ BLESSING: Chuck (Co-Captain) gains 1 GLOVE (now 7.7).