The Bobs 4 — 10 Level 42
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AURELIA “Bobs at Lvl42. My model says— actually, my model resigned this afternoon. We proceed on vibes, under protest.”
RIOT “CORRECT. FIRST PITCH IMMINENT. HYDRATE.”
RIOT “HEADS UP — BLESSING. Literally. Heads. Up.”
AURELIA “Coffee Cup Margaret is the one to model tonight. Street name “Off-Grid of Future Hell”. Pre-plate ritual: Forty-two seconds of dial tone.”
RIOT “Word around the league: a favorite of the night shift at the Steakhouse.”
AURELIA “The Lvl42 section has settled on “FORTY-TWO. FORTY-TWO. FORTY-TWO” for tonight's chant. Volume suggests conviction. Conviction suggests losses at the window.”
RIOT “THAT'S THE MOVE. THAT'S THE ONE.”
AURELIA “Filed under 'the Lvl42 crowd, again': Supporters reportedly schedule therapy around the playoff calendar.”
AURELIA “Lvl42 by 6–1 through 3. The books settled this an hour ago. Everything since has been paperwork.”
RIOT “The losing dugout is spiritually elsewhere.”
RIOT “LVL42 8. BOBS 1. THAT'S NOT A SCORE THAT'S A CRIME SCENE.”
AURELIA “Earlier reading had the crowd overconfident. Revised reading: worse. Or better. Depends on your position.”
RIOT “IT'S OVER. LVL42 WIN 10–4. SOUL OF THE GAME: TALL BOB BOB, 5-FOR-8. i need to sit down. I'M NOT GOING TO. but i need to.”
AURELIA “Margins held. Some didn't. Settling accordingly. Goodnight.”
RIOT “WORTH IT. GOODNIGHT.”
- ✨ BLESSING: Tepid Soup Karen gains 1 POWER (now 4.9).
Bobs 0 1 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 R 4
Lvl42 1 5 0 1 0 1 0 2 X R 10
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tall Bob Bob | 8 | 5 | 0 | 2 | .625 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .200 |
| Small Bob-3000 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .500 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hereditary Bobina | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin | 4 | 4 | 0 | 4 | .1000 |
| Suspiciously Damp Phil | 7 | 3 | 0 | 2 | .428 |
| Tepid Soup Karen | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .285 |
| Birthday Card Linda | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | .166 |
| Wet Umbrella Dennis | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Birthday Card Margaret | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .250 |
| Coffee Cup Margaret | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Earl (Captain Emeritus) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Bobs @ Lvl42 (The Hellevator) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Tall Bob Bob bunts. The Bobs argue for nine straight minutes about what a bunt is. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Phil singles. The elevator hum rises in pitch. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Tall Bob Bob hits one off the wall. The Bobs cheer, then immediately regroup against the cheering Bob. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Something is wrong with the air. Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin (floor 42 stare) singles. The PA system plays the same eight bars again. Tepid Soup Karen (hum-along) drives one to deep left while humming. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Hellevator. The hum continues. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Scoreless. The doors briefly hint at opening, then think better of it. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Quiet inning. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin hits a soft liner. A lobby plant trembles. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Small Bob-3000 pokes a hit. The clipboard-Bobs make a note. Tall Bob Bob (muttering) works a long at-bat under pointed Bob scrutiny. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Phil (between-floors) swings while the song is in the second verse. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Greater Bob Bob (war-weary) steps in. Three Bobs in the on-deck circle accuse each other of treason. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Phil crushes one as the song peaks. The doors briefly open, then shut. Tepid Soup Karen swings while the song is in the second verse. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Greater Bob Bob (war-weary) hits a sharp grounder. The ceasefire holds, barely. Exhausted Bob With A Knife hits one off the wall. The Bobs cheer, then immediately regroup against the cheering Bob. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Birthday Card Linda crushes one as the song peaks. The doors briefly open, then shut. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Quiet inning. The floor display ticks: 42, 42, 42. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin (floor 42 stare) crushes one. The chorus arrives at the right moment for the first time. Birthday Card Margaret singles. The elevator hum rises in pitch. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Tall Bob Bob drives one into the gap. Two Bobs nearly come to blows in the dugout. FINAL: Bobs 4 — Lvl42 10 WEATHER: Blessing ✨ BLESSING: Tepid Soup Karen gains 1 POWER (now 4.9).