The Bobs 4 — 3 Boat Boys
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HEX “Bobs at Boats. Before we start: whoever parked in the west lot, move your car. You know why. You'll know why.”
VESPER “Mm. I was going to disagree and then I looked at the field.”
VESPER “Oh, and it's Blessing. I'd say stay safe but you bought tickets to this, so.”
HEX “I predicted this. I want that on the record.”
HEX “I dreamed about this booth. There was a fifth chair.”
VESPER “There are four chairs, Hex.”
HEX “There are four chairs *now*.”
HEX “Stan (Also Captain). “The Void Closer”. I've seen their at-bats before they happen. So has the pitcher, unfortunately for the pitcher.”
VESPER “Word around the league: quietly feared by opposing organists.”
VESPER “The Boats section is already chanting “ONE BOAT. ONE DREAM” as the 3rd uhoh begins. Beautiful. Concerning. Both.”
HEX “I predicted this. I want that on the record.”
VESPER “A note about the Boats crowd tonight~ Fans believe tides affect batting averages.”
VESPER “It's Boats by a single run through 4 — 2 to 1 — and the crowd has gone fully riot-adjacent ⚡.”
HEX “The home crowd has stopped acknowledging the visitors exist.”
VESPER “It's Boats by a single run through 7 — 2 to 1 — and the crowd has gone fully hostile.”
HEX “It was Boats by one when I last spoke. I said nothing then. You understand now why I said nothing.”
VESPER “Any visions for the folks at home?”
HEX “Tell the folks at home to check their smoke detectors.”
VESPER “That's just good advice, actually.”
VESPER “And it's over! Bobs take it 4–3. Soul of the game: Greater Bob Bob, 2-for-6 with 1 home run. What a night. What a sport. What *is* this sport.”
HEX “The Blessing was never about the weather, by the way. Sleep well.”
HEX “I've seen your drive home. Take the second exit. Goodnight.”
VESPER “We are emotionally archived too. Goodnight.”
- ✨ BLESSING: Reformed Bobstradamus gains 1 POWER (now 4.0).
Bobs 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 1 R 4
Boats 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 R 3
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .333 |
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | .333 |
| Tall Bob Bob | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Hereditary Bobina | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Small Bob-3000 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roy (Captain Emeritus) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Wayne (Disputed Captain) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Stan (Also Captain) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Steve (Also Captain) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .250 |
| Chuck (Co-Captain) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .333 |
| Earl (Disputed Captain) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hank (The Real Captain) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Bobs @ Boats (Dad's Dock) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at Dad's Dock. The boat takes on a little water. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Stan (Also Captain) lines a hit while explaining what a 'starboard' is to nobody in particular. Boats (home): 1 run, 1 hit ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Chuck (Co-Captain) (dad-coded) singles. The other Captains weigh in. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Reformed Bobstradamus grounds a single past the shortstop, still glaring at his cousin Bob. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Roy (Captain Emeritus) pokes a single. A long anecdote about a fishing trip begins on second. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Greater Bob Bob BLASTS one out of the Bob Pit. The Bobs riot, then unify, then riot again. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Wayne (Disputed Captain) hits one to the gap. A different Captain explains how he would have hit it harder. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Quiet at Dad's Dock. The Captains argue about who left the rope unsecured. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Scoreless inning. A flare is almost wasted. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Steve (Also Captain) swings, makes contact, and immediately criticizes his own follow-through. Earl (Captain Emeritus) (loud about lawns) singles. Two other Captains compare grills. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Exhausted Bob With A Knife (uneasy ceasefire) fouls one off and points at another Bob. Reasons unclear. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Quiet at Dad's Dock. The Captains argue about who left the rope unsecured. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── The umpire shudders. Reformed Bobstradamus lines a single. A neighboring Bob audibly considers a coup. Exhausted Bob With A Knife fouls one off and points at another Bob. Reasons unclear. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Quiet at Dad's Dock. The Captains argue about who left the rope unsecured. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at Dad's Dock. The boat takes on a little water. ─── bot of the 9th ────────────────────────── Roy (Captain Emeritus) hits a slow grounder. The Captains nod approvingly at the technique. ─── top of the 10th ───────────────────────── extra innings: top of the 10th Tall Bob Bob launches one. A Bob in the upper deck stands up and concedes the entire war, briefly. Bob's Cousin Bob (knife-adjacent) pokes a hit. The clipboard-Bobs make a note. ─── bot of the 10th ───────────────────────── Earl (Captain Emeritus) (loud about lawns) (Captain) takes a thoughtful swing. FINAL: Bobs 4 — Boats 3 WEATHER: Blessing ✨ BLESSING: Reformed Bobstradamus gains 1 POWER (now 4.0).