Boat Boys 6 — 4 The Bobs
Underworld Series
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RIOT “WELCOME TO THE BOB PIT. TONIGHT: BOATS. BOBS. CONSEQUENCES. In that order.”
HEX “Don't finish that sentence. It comes true if you finish it.”
HEX “The sky says Blessing. The sky rarely lies. The sky occasionally screams.”
RIOT “PLAYOFFS. NO TIES ALLOWED. SOMEONE'S SEASON DIES TONIGHT. i'm fine.”
HEX “The cards drew themselves this morning.”
RIOT “SICK. WHAT'D THEY SAY.”
HEX “They said 'sick. what'd they say.'”
RIOT “...WHOA.”
HEX “Hungover Bob-3000. “Infield Phantom Still”. I've seen their at-bats before they happen. So has the pitcher, unfortunately for the pitcher.”
RIOT “Word around the league: a Saint Static frequency favorite.”
HEX ““GOOD ENOUGH. GOOD ENOUGH” rises from the Bobs section. I heard it before they said it. I always do. It's exhausting.”
HEX “The Boats faithful carry a signature aura tonight. Specifically: A significant percentage believe at least one player on the roster does not technically exist.”
SAINT STATIC “…nothing — — bob in section 4 is denouncing a bob in section 9…”
HEX “I TOLD you something followed me into the booth.”
RIOT “BOBS BY ONE. ONE RUN. 4 UHOHS DOWN. EVERY PITCH MATTERS NOW. THEY ALWAYS DID. NOW MORE.”
HEX “The PA system started playing celebration music early.”
RIOT “INCIDENT REPORT: MASCOT CONTAINMENT BREACH RESOLVED SUCCESSFULLY. NOBODY PANIC. KEEP PANICKING QUIETLY.”
SAINT STATIC “the seventh uhoh is my favorite. it knows why.”
RIOT “WHO GAVE THE FREQUENCY A MICROPHONE.”
HEX “One run in it, Bobs ahead. The 7th uhoh smells like a hinge. Things turn on hinges.”
RIOT “REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS BOBS BY ONE? SIMPLER TIMES. WE WERE SO YOUNG.”
RIOT “HEX. PREDICT SOMETHING.”
HEX “You will lose your voice by the eighth.”
RIOT “WORTH IT.”
RIOT “FINAL SCORE. BOATS 6. BOBS 4. SOUL OF THE GAME: HEREDITARY BOBINA, 4-FOR-9. GO HOME. HYDRATE. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW.”
RIOT “GOODNIGHT FUTURE HELL. same time tomorrow. SAME EVERYTHING TOMORROW.”
HEX “Until the next vision. Goodnight.”
- ✨ BLESSING: Earl (Captain Emeritus) gains 1 SOUL (now 2.7).
Boats 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 4 R 6
Bobs 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 R 4
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hereditary Bobina | 9 | 4 | 0 | 2 | .444 |
| Beryl the Towering | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | .428 |
| Roy (Captain Emeritus) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Chuck (Co-Captain) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .333 |
| Stan (Also Captain) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .333 |
| Steve (Also Captain) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .1000 |
| Hank (Allegedly Captain) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Earl (Captain Emeritus) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Earl (Disputed Captain) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .666 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .200 |
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | .250 |
| Hank (The Real Captain) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .333 |
| Big Bobina | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .500 |
| Small Bob-3000 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Boats @ Bobs (The Bob Pit) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Exhausted Bob With A Knife hammers a homer. The ceasefire holds for a full thirty seconds. Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife lashes one down the line. Other Bobs claim partial credit. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Hereditary Bobina (muttering) hammers one past the diving second baseman. The dads applaud their own dock. Chuck (Co-Captain) pokes a single. A long anecdote about a fishing trip begins on second. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Hereditary Bobina (muttering) lines a hit while explaining what a 'starboard' is to nobody in particular. Stan (Also Captain) (knot-untying) (Captain) takes a thoughtful swing. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Greater Bob Bob singles. Somewhere a Bob is sharpening something. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Hereditary Bobina bats. Several Captains stand at the rail and grimace knowingly. Boats (away): 1 run, 1 hit ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Hank (The Real Captain) grounds a single past the shortstop, still glaring at his cousin Bob. Big Bobina swings furiously. The other Bobs heckle. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Something is wrong with the air. Beryl the Towering (drifting) hits a no-doubter. A Captain wipes his eye and pretends he didn't. Roy (Captain Emeritus) (grilling-adjacent) singles. The flare goes off, accidentally. Steve (Also Captain) (knot-untying) works a hit. A discussion of knot-tying breaks out at first base. ─── bot of the 9th ────────────────────────── Hungover Bob-3000 lines a single. A neighboring Bob audibly considers a coup. Bobs (home): 1 run, 2 hits FINAL: Boats 6 — Bobs 4 WEATHER: Blessing ✨ BLESSING: Earl (Captain Emeritus) gains 1 SOUL (now 2.7).