Boat Boys 11 — 9 The Bobs
Underworld Series
♡ Curse weather. One stat is going on a little vacation.
♡ Underworld Series. Try to stay hydrated emotionally.
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HEX “The cards showed me The Bob Pit covered in confetti. Or ash. Hard to say from the third card. Boats at Bobs, everyone.”
RIOT “SAY LESS. SAY NOTHING. IT'S TIME.”
RIOT “HEADS UP — CURSE. Literally. Heads. Up.”
HEX “Don't look at me. I just read the signs. The signs are like this.”
RIOT “PLAYOFFS. NO TIES ALLOWED. SOMEONE'S SEASON DIES TONIGHT. i'm fine.”
RIOT “WATCH HANK (THE REAL CAPTAIN). THEY CALL THEM “Dark Footage” AND THE NICKNAME IS EARNED.”
SAINT STATIC “did you see it. the ball listened. they always listen eventually.”
HEX “The saint speaks. Drink some water. It helps, somehow.”
RIOT “THE BOBS SECTION IS CHANTING “THAT WAS THE PLAN” AND HONESTLY? SAME.”
HEX “The Bobs faithful carry a signature aura tonight. Specifically: Fans in section *redacted* maintain records more accurate than the official ones. They don't share them.”
RIOT “BOATS 8. BOBS 2. THAT'S NOT A SCORE THAT'S A CRIME SCENE.”
HEX “Blood in the water.”
HEX “Emergency cleanup crew entered from the wrong tunnel. ...I'm going to pretend that wasn't in the dream. It was in the dream.”
RIOT “I'M ALREADY STANDING.”
SAINT STATIC “…earl (disputed — (knot-untying) sends sends — over the wall. a foghorn, — blows…”
RIOT “SCOREBOARD: BOATS 10, BOBS 8. 6 DOWN. IT'S A LEAD. IT'S NOT SAFE. NOTHING IS SAFE.”
HEX “It was Boats running away with it when I last spoke. I said nothing then. You understand now why I said nothing.”
RIOT “FINAL SCORE. BOATS 11. BOBS 9. SOUL OF THE GAME: BERYL THE TOWERING, 8-FOR-10 WITH 2 HOME RUNS. GO HOME. HYDRATE. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW.”
HEX “The Curse was never about the weather, by the way. Sleep well.”
HEX “Tomorrow's game will be worse. Goodnight.”
RIOT “GOODNIGHT. I MEAN IT. GO.”
SAINT STATIC “signal ends. saint remains. see you in the reruns.”
- 💀 CURSE: Small Bob-3000 loses 1 POWER (now 6.3).
Boats 7 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 1 R 11
Bobs 1 1 0 0 6 0 1 0 0 R 9
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beryl the Towering | 10 | 8 | 2 | 5 | .800 |
| Hereditary Bobina | 7 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .285 |
| Chuck (Co-Captain) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .500 |
| Hank (Allegedly Captain) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .200 |
| Earl (Disputed Captain) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .250 |
| Steve (Also Captain) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Roy (Captain Emeritus) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Stan (Also Captain) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Earl (Captain Emeritus) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 3 | .1000 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob | 10 | 3 | 0 | 3 | .300 |
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .285 |
| Small Bob-3000 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .500 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .200 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .333 |
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hank (The Real Captain) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Big Bobina | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Boats @ Bobs (The Bob Pit) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── The scoreboard flickers. Hank (Allegedly Captain) hits a slow grounder. The Captains nod approvingly at the technique. Steve (Also Captain) (knot-untying) singles. Two other Captains compare grills. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Bob's Cousin Bob (knife-adjacent) slaps a hit while another Bob loudly disagrees with the call. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── The scoreboard flickers. Bob's Cousin Bob (knife-adjacent) lashes one down the line. Other Bobs claim partial credit. Bobs (home): 1 run, 1 hit ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Beryl the Towering hits a slow grounder. The Captains nod approvingly at the technique. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Bob Pit. The Bobs jeer their own. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Beryl the Towering (drifting) singles. Two other Captains compare grills. Roy (Captain Emeritus) pokes a single. A long anecdote about a fishing trip begins on second. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Something is wrong with the air. Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife (muttering) launches one. A Bob in the upper deck stands up and concedes the entire war, briefly. Hungover Bob-3000 works the count. A Bob in the stands stands up and announces he is leaving the war. Exhausted Bob With A Knife hits one off the wall. The Bobs cheer, then immediately regroup against the cheering Bob. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Earl (Disputed Captain) (knot-untying) sends one over the wall. A foghorn, somewhere, blows. Beryl the Towering drives one. A different Captain says something about marine batteries. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Hereditary Bobina works a hit. A discussion of knot-tying breaks out at first base. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Bob's Cousin Bob grounds a single past the shortstop, still glaring at his cousin Bob. Small Bob-3000 grounds a single past the shortstop, still glaring at his cousin Bob. Bobs (home): 1 run, 2 hits ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Greater Bob Bob works the count. A Bob in the stands stands up and announces he is leaving the war. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Chuck (Co-Captain) (dad-coded) hits a no-doubter. A Captain wipes his eye and pretends he didn't. Beryl the Towering hits one to the gap. A different Captain explains how he would have hit it harder. ─── bot of the 9th ────────────────────────── Hungover Bob-3000 works a long at-bat under pointed Bob scrutiny. FINAL: Boats 11 — Bobs 9 WEATHER: Curse 💀 CURSE: Small Bob-3000 loses 1 POWER (now 6.3).