Boat Boys 16 — 9 The Bobs
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VESPER “Hi hi hi. Boats visiting Bobs. The vibes on the drive in were... you know what, we'll get into it. Baseball!”
AURELIA “The public is heavy on the road team. The public is often wrong. On average. No offense.”
AURELIA “Blessing tonight. The books priced it in this morning. The players find out... approximately now.”
VESPER “Aurelia's been staring at the same number for ten minutes.”
AURELIA “The number moved. I want to know why the number moved.”
VESPER “It's afraid of you. We all are, a little ♡”
VESPER “Keep an eye on Big Bobina tonight — fans call them “The Lineup Change”. Walkup ritual: Applause from a game that hasn't happened yet.”
AURELIA “For the log: Boats section, chanting “STAY. STAY. STAY”. I don't interpret. I record.”
AURELIA “Filed under 'the Bobs crowd, again': Bob War history is required reading for season-ticket renewal.”
SAINT STATIC “…wayne (disputed captain) drives one. one. a different — says something — marine batteries…”
AURELIA “For the record: nobody said that. The record says otherwise. We're having a night.”
AURELIA “Level at 8 through 4. Ties this deep move money in strange directions. Crowd is transcendent. The books are pretending not to watch.”
VESPER “The mascot has left to think.”
AURELIA “9 apiece after 6 uhohs. The books hate a tie. The crowd — currently gambling spiral — disagrees. Loudly.”
VESPER “Earlier it was tied at 8 and I said we were fine. I'd like that stricken from the record.”
SAINT STATIC “…reformed bobstradamus bunts. the bobs argue for — straight straight minutes minutes about what a bunt is…”
VESPER “Saint Static, everyone. We don't book them. They book themselves.”
AURELIA “That's a final — 16–9. Soul of the game: Steve (Also Captain), 6-for-8. Everything I predicted was wrong in an instructive way. Good night to the ledger.”
VESPER “Stick around for the late edition. Or don't. I'm tired and I love you. Goodnight.”
AURELIA “Filed. Goodnight.”
- ✨ BLESSING: Tall Bob Bob gains 1 GLOVE (now 4.1).
Boats 5 2 1 0 0 1 5 0 2 R 16
Bobs 2 0 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 R 9
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve (Also Captain) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 4 | .750 |
| Earl (Captain Emeritus) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 4 | .800 |
| Roy (Captain Emeritus) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 3 | .428 |
| Stan (Also Captain) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Hereditary Bobina | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Hank (Allegedly Captain) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Earl (Disputed Captain) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Small Bob-3000 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 3 | .600 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 7 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .285 |
| Hank (The Real Captain) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 5 | 2 | 0 | 2 | .400 |
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | .666 |
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .125 |
| Tall Bob Bob | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .200 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .1000 |
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Boats @ Bobs (The Bob Pit) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── The scoreboard flickers. Steve (Also Captain) drives one into the harbor. Steve (Also Captain) insists this was on purpose. Roy (Captain Emeritus) bats. Several Captains stand at the rail and grimace knowingly. Earl (Captain Emeritus) singles. The other Captains weigh in. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife (muttering) drives one to right. Three Bobs simultaneously call timeout for unrelated reasons. Small Bob-3000 singles. Somewhere a Bob is sharpening something. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Roy (Captain Emeritus) fouls one off, mutters something nautical. Hank (The Real Captain) hammers one past the diving second baseman. The dads applaud their own dock. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Steve (Also Captain) hammers a base hit while several dads adjust their hats. Wayne (Disputed Captain) drives one. A different Captain says something about marine batteries. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── The scoreboard flickers. Hereditary Bobina singles. Somewhere a Bob is sharpening something. Small Bob-3000 singles, sneers at a different Bob. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife works a long at-bat under pointed Bob scrutiny. ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Earl (Captain Emeritus) hits one to the gap. A different Captain explains how he would have hit it harder. Hank (The Real Captain) (grilling-adjacent) bats. Several Captains stand at the rail and grimace knowingly. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── Bob's Cousin Bob fouls one off and points at another Bob. Reasons unclear. Reformed Bobstradamus bunts. The Bobs argue for nine straight minutes about what a bunt is. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Something is wrong with the air. Stan (Also Captain) (knot-untying) swings, makes contact, and immediately criticizes his own follow-through. Roy (Captain Emeritus) singles. The other Captains weigh in. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Exhausted Bob With A Knife hits one off the wall. The Bobs cheer, then immediately regroup against the cheering Bob. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Earl (Captain Emeritus) hits one to right. The Boat Boys begin a story about a boat. Wayne (Disputed Captain) (loud about lawns) hits a slow grounder. The Captains nod approvingly at the technique. ─── bot of the 9th ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. FINAL: Boats 16 — Bobs 9 WEATHER: Blessing ✨ BLESSING: Tall Bob Bob gains 1 GLOVE (now 4.1).