Outback Knives 5 — 8 The Bobs
♡ Bob War flickered back on. Wear something flame-retardant.
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RIOT “KNIVES AT BOBS AND THE AIR TASTES LIKE PENNIES. that's baseball weather, baby.”
HEX “Somebody in this lineup hits a wall tonight. Possibly a literal one.”
RIOT “HEADS UP — BOB WAR REIGNITES. Literally. Heads. Up.”
RIOT “HEREDITARY BOBINA. REMEMBER THE NAME. THE WALKUP ALONE: A recording of a previous walkup, degraded. I'VE WATCHED IT NINE TIMES.”
HEX “Word around the league: a cult favorite in section 8.”
HEX “The Knives fans are chanting “NO REFUNDS”. The words are older than they know.”
RIOT “CORRECT.”
RIOT “LOOK AT THE BOBS SECTION. JUST LOOK. Half the section bets between innings. The other half bets aggressively.”
RIOT “BOBS LEAD 5–2 THROUGH 3. THE CROWD IS OVERCONFIDENT. AS THEY SHOULD BE.”
HEX “The mercy rule is being discussed in private chat.”
RIOT “INCIDENT REPORT: UNAUTHORIZED FIREWORKS DETECTED NEAR THIRD BASE. NOBODY PANIC. KEEP PANICKING QUIETLY.”
HEX “Bobs by a landslide, 6–2. Even the spirits have stopped taking notes. One of them left.”
RIOT “The crowd is kicking it chewbacca style despite the score.”
RIOT “IT'S OVER. BOBS WIN 8–5. SOUL OF THE GAME: REFORMED BOBSTRADAMUS, 4-FOR-7. i need to sit down. I'M NOT GOING TO. but i need to.”
HEX “The Bob War Reignites was never about the weather, by the way. Sleep well.”
HEX “The broadcast ends. The game continues somewhere. It always does. Goodnight.”
RIOT “WORTH IT. GOODNIGHT.”
- ⚔ BOB WAR REIGNITES: Hungover Bob-3000 and Tall Bob Bob swap their Power.
Knives 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 R 5
Bobs 4 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 X R 8
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hilda the Unsmiling | 9 | 3 | 0 | 2 | .333 |
| Mavis the Towering | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Mavis Edgewise | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .333 |
| Hilda Edgewise | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Phyllis Looms | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .333 |
| Florence Drift | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Constance of the Veil | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Beryl the Unsmiling | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hilda the Reach | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | .571 |
| Small Bob-3000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | .600 |
| Tall Bob Bob | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | .400 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .200 |
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 5 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .200 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Hereditary Bobina | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Bob's Cousin Bob | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Knives @ Bobs (The Bob Pit) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Hilda the Unsmiling (incorporeal) slices one down the line. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── The scoreboard flickers. Greater Bob Bob drives one into the gap. Two Bobs nearly come to blows in the dugout. Exhausted Bob With A Knife (uneasy ceasefire) works a long at-bat under pointed Bob scrutiny. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Hilda Edgewise (polite menace) takes a long, ghostly swing and singles. Phyllis Looms (looming) drives one past the third baseman. The complimentary side at her seat is now cold. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Reformed Bobstradamus (settling scores) fouls one off and points at another Bob. Reasons unclear. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Mavis the Towering (looming) drives one past the third baseman. The complimentary side at her seat is now cold. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Bob Pit. The Bobs jeer their own. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Bob Pit. The Bobs jeer their own. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Tall Bob Bob (muttering) CRACKS one over the centerfield wall. Several Bobs immediately try to enlist Tall Bob Bob. Bobs (home): 1 run, 2 hits, 1 HR ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Florence Drift (polite menace) drives one. The catcher politely notes she could not see Florence Drift swing. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Small Bob-3000 bunts. The Bobs argue for nine straight minutes about what a bunt is. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Mavis the Towering hovers, then strikes a base hit through the 5-6 hole. Mavis Edgewise drives one. The catcher politely notes she could not see Mavis Edgewise swing. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Small Bob-3000 sends one over the wall. Confused cheering, then booing, then more cheering. Reformed Bobstradamus lines a single. A neighboring Bob audibly considers a coup. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Hilda the Unsmiling settles into a stance taller than the umpire and singles. FINAL: Knives 5 — Bobs 8 WEATHER: Bob War Reignites ⚔ BOB WAR REIGNITES: Hungover Bob-3000 and Tall Bob Bob swap their Power.