Level 42 2 — 12 The Bobs
♡ Brimstone over the field! Someone's getting incinerated. Sorry-not-sorry.
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RIOT “IT'S LVL42 VERSUS BOBS AND I'VE BEEN STANDING SINCE NOON. MY LEGS ARE FINE. STOP ASKING.”
AURELIA “Volume's up, judgment's down. So: standard first-pitch conditions.”
RIOT “HEADS UP — BRIMSTONE. Literally. Heads. Up.”
AURELIA “Suspiciously Damp Carl is the one to model tonight. Street name “The Broadcast Blip”. Pre-plate ritual: Highterion Collection theme, slowed dangerously.”
RIOT “Word around the league: emotionally exhausting to watch.”
AURELIA “For the log: Bobs section, chanting “KILL THE UHOH”. I don't interpret. I record.”
AURELIA “4–0. At this margin the live line just reads 'yes'. Crowd's emotionally invested. The Lvl42 fans are researching next season.”
RIOT “The mercy rule is being discussed in private chat.”
RIOT “DID EVERYONE SEE THAT? A WHISTLE WAS HEARD FROM BENEATH THE STADIUM. NO? JUST ME? fine.”
AURELIA “Bobs by 5–0 through 6. The books settled this an hour ago. Everything since has been paperwork.”
RIOT “AN HOUR AGO THE CROWD WAS EMOTIONALLY INVESTED. LOOK AT THEM NOW. LOOK AT THEM.”
AURELIA “Riot's enthusiasm is not statistically supported.”
RIOT “MY ENTHUSIASM SUPPORTS ITSELF.”
AURELIA “Final: Lvl42 2, Bobs 12. Soul of the game: Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife, 5-for-9 with 1 home run. Books are settling. Some of you are rich. Statistically, most of you are not.”
RIOT “GOODNIGHT FUTURE HELL. same time tomorrow. SAME EVERYTHING TOMORROW.”
AURELIA “Filed. Goodnight.”
- ⚡ BRIMSTONE: Tall Bob Bob (Bobs) was incinerated. Replaced by Big Bobina.
Lvl42 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 R 2
Bobs 2 0 2 0 1 0 1 6 X R 12
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suspiciously Damp Carl | 7 | 3 | 0 | 1 | .428 |
| Suspiciously Damp Phil | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | .285 |
| Tepid Soup Karen | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .142 |
| Empty Manila Folder Boris | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .333 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Janice | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Birthday Card Margaret | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Coffee Cup Margaret | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Forgotten Gym Bag Kevin | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| Player | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | .555 |
| Big Bobina | 7 | 3 | 0 | 2 | .428 |
| Greater Bob Bob | 7 | 3 | 0 | 3 | .428 |
| Small Bob-3000 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Hungover Bob-3000 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .250 |
| Exhausted Bob With A Knife | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | .500 |
| Reformed Bobstradamus | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
--- Lvl42 @ Bobs (The Bob Pit) --- ─── top of the 1st ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Carl (elevator-trance) sends a base hit between the mirrored panels. ─── bot of the 1st ────────────────────────── Something is wrong with the air. Big Bobina (settling scores) drives one out. Six different Bobs claim to have predicted it. Greater Bob Bob works the count. A Bob in the stands stands up and announces he is leaving the war. Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife works a long at-bat under pointed Bob scrutiny. ─── top of the 2nd ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. ─── bot of the 2nd ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Bob Pit. The Bobs jeer their own. ─── bot of the 3rd ────────────────────────── Small Bob-3000 (settling scores) swings furiously. The other Bobs heckle. Hungover Bob-3000 works a long at-bat under pointed Bob scrutiny. ─── top of the 4th ────────────────────────── Tepid Soup Karen singles. Tepid Soup Karen is not certain Tepid Soup Karen is here. ─── bot of the 4th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 5th ────────────────────────── Three up, three down at The Bob Pit. The Bobs jeer their own. ─── bot of the 5th ────────────────────────── Greater Bob Bob lashes one down the line. Other Bobs claim partial credit. Bobs (home): 1 run, 1 hit ─── top of the 6th ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Phil (between-floors) pokes a hit. The slight smell of warm laundry intensifies. Suspiciously Damp Carl taps a hit. Briefcase Linda nods. ─── bot of the 6th ────────────────────────── A quiet inning. The Bobs of section 12 mutiny against the rest of section 12. ─── top of the 7th ────────────────────────── Empty Manila Folder Boris singles. The mirrored ceiling reveals nothing useful. ─── bot of the 7th ────────────────────────── Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife fouls one off and points at another Bob. Reasons unclear. ─── top of the 8th ────────────────────────── Suspiciously Damp Carl (elevator-trance) hits one as the song hits the bridge. Suspiciously Damp Phil sends a base hit between the mirrored panels. ─── bot of the 8th ────────────────────────── Several balls go missing and reappear. Bob's Cousin Bob With A Knife pokes a hit. The clipboard-Bobs make a note. Greater Bob Bob drives one to right. Three Bobs simultaneously call timeout for unrelated reasons. ─── top of the 9th ────────────────────────── Nothing scored. A Bob in section 4 is denouncing a Bob in section 9. FINAL: Lvl42 2 — Bobs 12 WEATHER: Brimstone ⚡ BRIMSTONE: Tall Bob Bob (Bobs) was incinerated. Replaced by Big Bobina.