FHTV · PLAYER FILE
Florence Drift
Boat Boys · polite menace · carries Steak Knife
FHTV DOSSIER
IDENT
The fans settled on “Dial Tone Danny” some time ago. Appeals were denied. The book on them is short: trusted during blackout games.
FIELD NOTES
The walkup is “Slurm Basement at unsafe volume.” We asked why, once. Scouts agree on one point only: refuses to be interviewed indoors.
APPENDIX
One item from the rumor file, which is thicker than the stat file: “Still banned from two Garden of Evil locations.”
— Filed under mild protest.
STAT LINE · CAREER
| Power | SCORCHING |
|---|---|
| Glove | BUTTERFINGERED CURSED |
| Soul | LOUD BLESSED |
| Games | 64 |
| At-bats | 289 |
| Hits | 100 |
| Home runs | 19 |
| RBI | 72 |
| Batting avg | .346 |
BY SEASON
| Season | AB | H | HR | RBI | BA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S5 | 53 | 16 | 4 | 11 | .301 |
| S4 | 74 | 30 | 6 | 21 | .405 |
| S3 | 55 | 16 | 2 | 14 | .290 |
| S2 | 61 | 26 | 5 | 17 | .426 |
| S1 | 46 | 12 | 2 | 9 | .260 |
PERSONAL NARRATIVE · WEATHER EVENTS
- S1 G9: 🌫 ONION MIST: Florence Drift (Knives) gains 1 POWER (now 7.7).
- S1 G17: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Florence Drift can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 1.4).
- S2 G14: ✨ BLESSING: Florence Drift gains 1 SOUL (now 7.4).
- S4 G10: 🌫 ONION MIST: Florence Drift (Knives) gains 1 POWER (now 7.7).
- S5 G16: 🦡 HERDS OF BADGERS: Florence Drift can't field through this. −1 GLOVE (now 1.4).